cheeky cheese

someone who is so sloppy that they find he need to eat excessive amounts of cheese till there skin gets a moist creamy texture.

damn sams looking pretty cheeky cheese tonight ;-)

by themoistureman101 March 12, 2017

Cheese

cheese is the worst thing ever its so gross that you do a double back flip and stub your toe as you fall down the stairs

*someone eats cheese and dies*

by Oogaly Boogaly November 12, 2023

Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.

Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."

by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021

Blue cheese

When a white girl has a yeast infection and wants you to eat it

I heard Enrique Rodriguez likes girls with blue cheese

by Iziai Rodriguez January 10, 2024

Griddled Cheese

A sandwich with only cheese, ham to enhance flavor, and also tomato soup. Cooked on a griddle or pan. aka cheese toasty

Setting: restraunt in a country town
Customer1: Hi what is a griddled cheese?
Waitress: It is a sandwich that is cheese and that’s it, it also comes with a cup of soup.
Customer1: So a grilled cheese?
Waitress: No a griddled cheese!(:
Customer1: Can i just get a damn grilled cheese?!?
Waitress: We don’t serve grilled cheeses here but we have something better called a griddled cheese.

Customer1: Just give me a grilled cheese

Waitress: did you mean to say griddled cheese?

by grid101 September 24, 2018

Swiss cheese

Swiss cheesing refers to the gentle act of pinning someone to the ground and railing them from behind

“Dude, Aaron Swiss cheese’d his girlfriend so hard, that she cried”

by Kayney July 31, 2025

Cheese hair

An elongated string-like piece cooled and solidified cheese, often found in or on food containing cheese and easily mistaken for a head, beard, or pubic hair

I was concerned i found a pube in my cheesesteak but it was only a cheese hair.

Suck my cheese hair.

by Baka bojangles November 7, 2019