Tree Penis

A common synonym to 'Umbilical Cord'

Andrew was shocked when his 3 year old son called Ayden's Umbilical Cord a Tree Penis

by Tyler Sla January 13, 2025

Turtle penis

a man's penis receding or shrinking because of seeing or experiencing something extremely unattractive.

I saw your mom's pubes, and they gave me a turtle penis.

by Mattameru April 16, 2015

Penis

A man’s genitals which can be laughed at if it’s small

Wow! Look at that small Penis!

by JimmySeggsToyMissing January 22, 2021

penis

something your man doesn’t have

where is your penis ?

by hejsiechxnisis December 16, 2023

Penis

A body part which u can move with ur mind

Josh; look how I can move my penis side to side, up and down
Kate: holy shit that's some powerful moves babe

by That one Indian scammer July 7, 2020

skibidi penis

evil penis. most white men have it. specifically below-average looking men. immune to black people. hispanic, asians and all other races have slight chance to have it.

bro have you seen gavins skibidi penis? it insulted my mother.

by typicalsneeze April 10, 2024

Peni

plural noun for ''penis''

Damn, i can't believe how many peni there are...

by dulasd August 25, 2021