remote penis

A penis that feels like a remote

OMG! Doug has a remote penis

by Depressed Retard February 9, 2023

Penis

A penis is something a white would like to suck or fuck

Boyfriend:hey babe can you suck my penis?
Girlfriend:sure babe

by Chicken says meow June 6, 2020

Penis catfish

A fake ass fuck impersonator. Someone who can't tell the truth if their life depended on it. Someone that lives life by coming up on others in any way possible.

If homeboy only knew the dude he's rolling around with is the one who stole his car, he would see he's just a penis catfish.

by **SMD** May 9, 2025

Peny Lane

Peny Lane is a person whose cuteness is so intense, even the thought about her warms your heart. Peny Lane is my baby pie

A hug from Peny Lane gives me peace.

by Poncho bubarski August 16, 2020

Penis

The most delicious thing you will ever devour

*moan* your penis is soooo yummy... I'll see you tonight for another meal!

by cowtopus January 9, 2023

penis machine

A man in which is sexually active "too much so" and can't help but have sexual relations with anything and anyone he can

"My dad has had sex with more then 50 woman my dad is a penis machine"
Yesterday' I heard my roommate and mom doing it last night "my He's is a penis machine".

by Sam morph September 22, 2017

penis butterballs

When you’ve been working all day and your man bits are nice and marinated.

See also: duck butter, gooch grease, fromunda cheese

I’ve got penis butterballs; I need to shower so my girlfriend will suck my nuts.

by ThunderDome420 February 11, 2021