Selfish-Instagraming

When your friend/girlfriend/boyfriend edits an Instagram picture to make themselves look good and doesn’t care how the second person in the picture looks.

“Brittany, I look terrible in your Instagram picture and you look great? That’s such

selfish-instagraming?”

by Tompikapp January 28, 2019

Rape Instructor

This one, don't use this unless you really want to get in hot water with police. Origins go back to Glenbard East 1993 and plays up in Braidwood, Illinois. It's one of the worst insults one can ever use, nastier than the mother of the f-bomb in an aggressive way.

Oh the teacher from Glenbard East, he was flagged from Facebook because they found out he was a real Rape Instructor.

by illinoishorrorman February 20, 2019

Shadows Inside

The 6th album from the American metalcore band, Miss May I.

Released on 2 Jun 2017.

"MMI's album Shadows Inside was their 6th album."

by Murderous Turkey March 8, 2019

Freeway insurance

A fat boy that plays girls feeling and moves in fast. Also like to eat every 30min.

Ivan: wanna go eat
Me: yes
30min later
Ivan: do you want to eat again I’m hungry

Me: nah I’m full
Freeway insurance mean to eat a lot and play girls feeelibg

by Jouse6969 March 19, 2019

call install

When you use a techie on the telephone to solve a technology problem.

I'll just call install the internet connection instead of having a professional over to my house.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Ultra Instinct

It is the non-mastered form that mere mortals adopted from our lord Shaggy that allows its user to dodge, block and/or attack subconsciously anything that represent a threat just by mere reflexes. It activates at an extreme danger situation, and can only be archived by being close af to death.

-Yo, you sawed that?
-What?
-That nigga just went full ultra instinct on that dude! Help him!
-Who?!

by LilNibbaVat June 12, 2019

gap insurance

Extra-heavy elastic, stronger thread, larger buttons, etc., that help ensure that your clothing won't be either "saggy 'n' baggy" or revealing.

Hot chick: I like guys as much as any of the other chicks around town, but I also value my modesty and appearance, so I always choose clothing that has sufficient gap insurance; I don't wanna give lustful studs or anyone else the wrong idea about me by looking slutty or sloppy.

by QuacksO March 24, 2019