Penis licker

An insult against a (preferably homophobic) straight male

“Oh my god Jeremy, you’re such a penis licker”

by Hello Future July 6, 2021

penis

long but short. could be kinda chody with an intelligent brain. don't ever underestimate a penis. it brings pleasure and a kid (mistake or not). penis will be the love of ur life. be careful because it shoots white stuff and will burn your eyes (so i heard)

do you wanna see my penis?

by keisha balls April 9, 2022

Freddy Krueger penis

When your penis looks like it got microwaved exploded and the cheese grated or if your name is dominic it also is very small

Dominic has a Freddy Krueger penis Or doms dick is so ugly it looks like Freddy kruger

by Douglas ward July 10, 2023

Penis

A small dick

A penis can’t fit inside me

by Manmaanboy69 January 16, 2020

Running penis

The Running Penis is a creature that Rose From the Penis of a Boy That Fell of and he Turned into a girl. Now the running penis runs around schools and takes the penises of boys and turnes them into girls and turns the girls pregnant. With every penis it consumes it becomes bigger and stronger.

Be aware of the running penis.

Samuel: „Simon the running penis stole your genitals!“
Simon: „My name is Simone now!“

by Lil period simon March 12, 2025

penis gang

gang gang gang whole lotta gang shit flu flammin shi u feel me ebk shi u feel me u know what im sayin mf penis gang on top mf

person 1: "yo u know what block u in?"

person 2: "nah"

person 1: "penis gang run dis block mf" *pulls out a strap* "im finna put u inna pack"

person 1: "oh shi" *starts runnin like a pussyboy*

person 2: "cmere shit ahh ngga!!" *starts emptying out clips on dat bih*

person 1: *dies*

person 2: "yee thas right u been served ngga" *does the race*

by verty da ruler November 18, 2023

Mentos penis

After a woman performs fellatio on a man, and the man is still in his euphoric state post ejaculation, she will blow really cold air from her mouth onto the head of his penis. Making it cool and fresh, like mentos, the fresh maker.

Bruh, she blew me and gave me mentos penis! I had goosebumps all over my ass for 20 min after.

by DeezusSheist February 13, 2020