penis porch

When your big stomach covers your penis like a porch

Dang bro, you’ve gotten fat. Can you even see your dick under penis porch?

by RRRamsey is the shit April 29, 2022

penis

something your mom likes

mom: i like penis

by bingchingbongchongchinaman November 26, 2021

Penis

A cool device that you can firmly grasp. Also handy to get the ladies.

The penis felt good when I grasped it.

by NiqqaFish420 January 12, 2020

penis denial

When a man thinks his penis is smaller than it is.

Man: I have a small Penis
Woman: You’ have penis denial

by feme123 November 16, 2017

Penis

in 1920s it was a slang for i am hungry

kid. hey mom penis
mom. okay here in some food

by anonymous February 28, 2022

guacamole nigga penis

a meme of a white man say, "guacamole nigga penis" several times on a video. the video soon blew up for its funny and racial nature

person one - "bro have you seen that new meme?"
person two - "what 'new meme'?"
person one - "the 'guacamole nigga penis' one."
person two - "dude! thats racist as fuck!"

by joeishandicapped February 5, 2025

Penis

A sexual organ, genitalia, and private part that biological males have. They can be very small or very big. They look ugly for the most part but when they are erected it looks hawt

Damn that guy has no underwear on and you can see his tiny penis!

by mindbodyandbigdickenergy September 1, 2018