Edison penis

When you try to change a lightbulb, but accidentally screw in your penis instead.

M8 1- I can't help that I always pull an Edison penis whenever I change a lightbulb

M8-2 I feel you m8 You just can't help it.

by Valerie dumber arch June 2, 2016

Penis

An object attached to the male body that ejects semen and urine. They all come in different shapes, sizes, and colors.

When a man gets into the shower, the first thing he "bathes" is his penis.

by Tsakri16 October 15, 2017

penis balls in my vagina

when an awesome epic wiener is inserted directly into a warm wet slimy puss, it then grows balls.

guy 1: “yo dude, what did u do with that girl last night
guy2: “bro, we had some fire penis balls in my vagina”

by p3nIs balls May 16, 2021

Kais penis

The hairless half inch that will make you cry

Tate: Kais penis gave me a mouldy anus

by ERik AShton May 2, 2019

Penis

Something that is small.

Wait a minute. They are all small, right? It’s not just mine is it?

Me: *reveals penis*
Girl (shocked): “That’s hella small. Lol.”

by DefinitionsDude October 15, 2021

Penis Boy

İt is a name usually used on a plush lobster owned by Azra and her friend Nil.

''Hey man hows Penis boy been?''
''He's good,a bit tired but doin good''
''Nice to hear''

by Pineapple_boi May 25, 2020

International Penis Station (IPS)

When three or more Penises come together in a majestic union of curiosity and poor decision-making. Like a human USB hub that no one requested, a rare and ambitious feat usually reserved for a late night with the boys.

"Bro, the sleepover went off the rails — they skipped truth or dare and went straight to the International Penis Station (IPS). I can’t unsee it."

by The boyos June 27, 2025