nuts

the body part above the penis aka balls

did you suck dans nuts last night

by bigamericanidiot April 23, 2022

Chicken Nut

When a Male cannot reach full ejaculation.

“He be doing some chicken nut nonsense”
“Yeah, I think he can only chicken nut.”

by Starwarsreina January 10, 2021

Nut

A funny word to write on the bathroom walls.

Guy: *writes on wall*
Wall: "Nut"

by Jack Spletcher April 16, 2019

nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet

the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.

have you finished your nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet yet?

by iimcrimson February 17, 2025

boiling my nuts

When someone makes you so upset, almost like making your blood boil.

"Katie is really boiling my nuts."

by Nutboiler August 15, 2025

Nuts

Aka chocks, nuts are expensive hunks of metal for rock climbing. Climbers must select the perfect to nut carefully slot into a constriction between two rocks. Nut placements are fiddly but at least they don’t walk like cams!

“Don’t forget to grab my nuts and cams before you lead the next pitch!”
“That was a bomber nut, it had perfect contact with the rock”

by GayClimber May 18, 2025

nut crutch

any item (or person) that is used to boost someones ego.

I will need a nut crutch after that ball busting.

by BDBD14 April 7, 2024