old hag syndrome

When a feeling comes over that's like something or someone extremely heavy is sitting on your chest and you look around to see a apparition in the corner of your room. this is a form of possession... therefore.. called ' old hag syndrome '

" dude, last night I woke up and I couldn't breathe.. all I could see was this figure in the corner of my room! I think it was old hag syndrome! "

by Sickmindedtroll February 21, 2017

Family Guy syndrome

Someone who has watched so much Family Guy that they continually make references to cutaway gags or moments from Family Guy in relation to real life scenarios

Friend: so I've been growing out my beard and...

Family Man Addict: HA! That reminds me of the episode where Peter's beard becomes a bird nest

Friend: man you gotta lay off the show, you're developing family guy syndrome

Family Man Addict: Just like the episode where peter thinks he's inside a TV show

by Briangriffindefender.xX July 21, 2023

Clappal Tunnel Syndrom

Mental fatigue which prevents you from clapping. Caused by over exposure to applause at a meaningless childrens school event where every parent feels the need to clap anytime a persons name is mentioned.

Principal: ( who just finished reading the names of all 500 students who mastered the pencil shapener this year) "Before we recognize all the students who received a grade this year, how about another round of applause for all these future writers".....
Wife: " Honey, your not clapping!?"
Husband: "My hands are worn out and I'm going to need them so that I can shove a spike in my head to relieve the pressure from Clappal Tunnel Syndrom"

by Raleighwood October 8, 2011

Lil Nigga Syndrome

An individual of rather small stature within a group of people that demonstrates pettiness and a lack of control over their emotions that can only be achieved by lil niggas

The doctor recently diagnosed him with Lil Nigga Syndrome

by LOJiggy17 March 21, 2023

sissy-bimbo-syndrome

when a femboi sissy or t-grlr is triggerd by specific words or images they become a cum craving horny dumb slut
this is incurable and highly contagious

doctor: im afraid you have sissy-bimbo-syndrome
there is only thing left to do now(unzips pants)

by Trandolf-the-gay June 1, 2023

Trump Excusal Syndrome

Psychological response wherein a Trump supporter immediately latches onto any excuse, no matter how feeble, implausible, or contrary to video evidence that the excuse may be, to justify Trump's behavior before and during his presidency.

The excuse often mirrors Trump's own excuses, or those pushed by right-wing media, and can change multiple times in a day, often contradicting earlier excuses. Sufferers of TES are unable to recognize those contradictions.

Common examples include: "He was just being sarcastic." "That's just fake news." and "That was Obama's fault."

My grandpa told me today that Trump was just being sarcastic when he suggested we inject disinfectant, even after we watched the video of it together - I fear he might have a terminal case of Trump Excusal Syndrome :(

by Sodbuster5 May 12, 2020

Lost Phone Syndrome

A serious but temporary condition that occurs when your misfortune enough to lose, misplace or have your phone stolen...
It is rooted in the fear that someone will see whats on your phone...
Physical illness will occur if your phone is not locked...

***Symptoms include : paranoia, anxiety, irrational talking to yourself and lots of erratic searching ...
The condition is 100% curable when you either locate your phone or turn your phone off ...

Billy : Why is Johnny panicking and ripping everything out of his car?
Jimmy : Dude he has "Lost Phone Syndrome" he cant find his phone,do not approach him, you don't wanna know what kind of fucked up shit is downloaded on there..
Billy : Is his phone locked ?
Jimmy : Nope, he is totally fucked !!

by Stains and Smears February 11, 2019