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cum

cum is a slang word for semen or sperm
"When i masturbate I cum and have a orgasm."
by hitlerisgay69 January 21, 2022
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Cum messiah

1. The best song on the internet
2. A man who is simply to hot for this plane of reality
3. What your mother calls me
When the cum messiah is listening to cum messiah, the world turns white.
by pOng_wong August 24, 2021
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Don't Cum In My Lungs

DCIML- Don’t Cum In My Lungs

Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".
Don't cum in my lungs, this shit is hilarious.
by greenbot4 February 20, 2023
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Cum Smuggler

Slang for a slutty person (Man or woman) that enjoys man cum. They are smuggling cum cause they're just so naughty.
Man Jaxson is such a Cum Smuggler
I know right, he looks like he just loves eating cum and sucking dick. Foul.
by Mink673 January 19, 2023
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catching cum

Giving oral sex in which the individual giving allows the receiver to ejaculate in their mouth, typically followed by swallowing.
Who would’ve known that pretty little mouth of yours would be so good at catching cum.
by I’m so high dude September 29, 2022
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Cum-Stirrer

When the sexual recipient still has waste from the previous encounter with another person.
If a prostitute has been working for consecutive hours, you are def a cum-stirrer.
by EdAdrianSaba March 23, 2018
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Bum cum

BUM CUM:

Bum cum is a fancy delicacy originating from Canada. Let me teach you how to make it.

Step 1: Prepare a batter consisting of male sperm (preferably sperm with an STD because it increases the flavor)

Step 2: Season the batter with smegma if you want a more cheesy flavor and period blood if you like a more sweet, irony flavor (you can also use both but it is optional).

Step: 3 Chill for 45 minutes or until ready (you'll know it's ready if it becomes crusty on the top).

Step: 4 Now here is where the “bum” part comes in. You're going to want to shove the batter up your bum and let it sit and marinate in there for 20-30 minutes (you might have mild uncomforts and may develop hemorrhoids but trust me, it's worth it).

Step: 5 Now you're going to want to take that batter and bake it for 24 hours.

Step: 6 Enjoy!
"Oh wow, thats some scrumptious bum cum Jhon!"
by lethargic squirrel August 21, 2021
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