Clean me up, Thotty

When your girl's on top and you pull out, finishing on your stomach, shout this to make her clean it up. A reference to Star Treks popular phrase "Beam me up, Scotty".

*cum noise* oh shit there's cum in my belly button, CLEAN ME UP, THOTTY!

by My neighbour to the north April 14, 2019

Leave me alone (girl)

Give me all your attention and don’t actually leave

Leave me alone (girl) ... wait no... I.... meant.... GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE NOW JIMMY

by S.c_X June 13, 2019

give me my phone

When your annoying sister takes your phone to text boys

Ethan says "hey Lexi give me my phone "

by Litboi87 May 7, 2018

Dropped me the fuck off

When you are enjoying something thoroughly and it stops suddenly for no apparent reason.

Man, that strawberry mescaline bar really dropped me the fuck off.

by Rawohxela420 January 21, 2018

SELL ME YOUR SHIT

Phrase often used by players of the game "Skyrim". Player is often done watching Tosh.0 and searching for real entertainment. Also, a phrase taken at face value.

MERCHANT-You need something?
PLAYER-Everything! Sell me your shit!!

"I'm going to the bathroom, shouldn't have finished off the jalapenos."

"Sell me your shit!"

"ok"

by dannycarey January 10, 2012

my cat scratched me

A common excuse used to devoid attention from a mark residing on your arm or thigh, often caused by self-harm rather than an unstable cat.

“what’s that?”
“my cat scratched me.”

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer November 7, 2021

Everybody wants me Joe

This is a common phenomenon that exists in most men. They think all women want them. He's the guy that interepts an innocent comment and/or compliment to mean that you "want him."

Carloyn: "Hey, Joe, nice tie, is that new?"

(How does this in translates in Joe's mind?)

Joe's mind: "See!! I knew it! She wants me!! How do I tell her I'm not looking for a committed relationship."

Joe: "Uh, thanks Carolyn. I gotta go. I have to jump on an important call. (all the while unable to look her in the eye)

(How does this translate in Carolyn's mind?)

Carolyn: "WTF? I told him nice tie!! How does he get that I'm hitting on him." Here's another classic case of 'everybody wants me Joe.'

by CoffeewCream August 29, 2009