When a work peer starts acting like your boss it’s no time for sergeants. A non-offensive, work-appropriate way of saying “you’re a dick and you are not my boss”.
by Ozymandiasm January 1, 2021

On facebook, leaving random-ass, semi-witty comments on somebody's wall in the unlikely hope that some hot girl on their profile will notice it.
by marc_the_legend March 10, 2008

The opposite of “locked in,” in a goofy and fun mood.
When one has no responsibilities and can let loose.
When one has no responsibilities and can let loose.
by PreppyPete July 13, 2024

Is when your Hager old mom is wearing her granny panties doing exercises and yoga all week for a week straight and on the last night she takes her shitty moist under wear and makes you a nice tea.
I was at Dustin's place having a rather unique flavor of momma's tea time it was fantastic. Ever have some of that special tea that called momma tea time at the old Burk place it's kinda weird to drink.
by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023

Meant to be said before commiting an act that will most definitely turn your life for the worst, for the enjoyment and entertainment of others.
by Jessie Marcus September 17, 2019

After an hour of Screen Time Bargaining, I finally convinced my parents to let me play video games for an extra hour!
by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

by FuckyWuckyDaddy September 14, 2020
