your tits 

small

your tits are small

your tits by bungyboi September 1, 2021

your face

Possibly the universal best and most annoyingly excellent and world reknown comeback, guaranteed to give you victory during a verbal arguement with some loser who cant diss. Should or Can be used in any or all context:

Verbal Arguement with some loser who cant diss:
Loser: Wow your a loser
You : Your FACE is a loser!!
Loser: Wow, you call that a diss you mo-fo?
You : You FACE calls that a diss you mo-fo!
Loser: Wow, you're a fag
You : Wow, your FACE is a fag!
Loser: Stop saying that!
You : Your FACE should stop saying that!
Loser: Stop or i'll hit you!
You : Stop or your FACE will hit you!
Loser: Ugh!! ~Gives up and stomps away~
You : THATS RIGHT! YOUR FACE!!

Normal conversation context:
Person1: Hey what do you want to do?
Person2: What does your FACE want to do?
Person1: Oh no, not that again.
Person2: Oh no, not your FACE again.
Person1: Can we just order a pizza?
Person2: Can your FACE just order a pizza?
Person1: Ahhh! NeverMIND! ~Angrily stomps away~
Person2: Grins triumphantly and winks at viewers.

You see? The universal best and most annoyingly excellent and world reknown comeback, guaranteed to give you victory during a verbal arguement with some loser who cant diss, or a random conversation with a person.

your face by x-Julia-x December 28, 2005

your mom is your dad's mom 

"your mom is your dad's mom" is a satirical reference to jokes beginning with "your mom is..."

it came from boredom while walking around target.

if someone is telling "your mom..." jokes, tell them this one, and you will win, for sure, i promise. they won't know what to say. guaranteed to work, everytime.

"your mom is so fat she......blah blah blah"

"your mom is your dad's mom"

"wtf?"

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*clicks the thumbs down thing*
"yeah? well...your mom is your dad's mom"

your mom is your dad's mom by i am soooooo saxy May 9, 2006

your mom's box 

a phase commonly spoken before a radio show ends, signifying that they may not be heard the next day.

oh, yea, and your moms box. (cue closing song)

your mom's box by SatCam April 15, 2004

your mom 

a word that is used when you don't feel like answering a question that is asked, even if it doesn't make sense.

your sis: dude, what are you watching
you: your mom!

bob: hey, what time is it?
you: your mom!

your mom by texas August 4, 2003

your mom 

The first or second in an almost ritualistic chain of insults. Can also be used as a stand alone insult. It is best used by mixing it with part of the first speakers sentence. Often used when A: it makes no sense, or, B: it makes way too much sense.

-Ex 1-
Person 1: That's one tall building
Person 2: Your MOM is one tall building!
Person 1: Your FACE is one tall building!!
Person 2: Your MOM'S FACE is one tall buidling!!!
Everyone else in the room: Ooohhhh!!

-Ex 2-
Person 1: I don't think i'm gonna to make it to friday.
Person 2: Come ON man!
Person 1: Hehehe... I'll come on.... YOUR MOM! OH!!

your mom by ymf January 8, 2008

Your shoes are untied 

A code used by strangers in public places, that means "I WANT YOU." The most common place for this phrase to be used is in a crowded restaurant. The phrase is whispered in order to let the other person know that it has a hidden meaning.

Waiter to customer: *whispering*: Your shoes are untied. *wink*

Joe: Dude, that girl's shoes are untied...
Harry: WOAH man, for realz!

Your shoes are untied by EJRR February 12, 2010