13 definitions by texas

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southern methodist university... a place where the women are perfect, the cars are gleamingly new, the boys are frat and the money flows like the david yurman during rush week.
SMU- beautiful campus. beautiful girls. beautiful bank accounts.
by texas April 22, 2005
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a word that is used when you don't feel like answering a question that is asked, even if it doesn't make sense.
your sis: dude, what are you watching
you: your mom!

bob: hey, what time is it?
you: your mom!
by texas August 04, 2003
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(O>) he ownz joo all
chicken ownz joo!
by texas March 01, 2004
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Sickest wheelin truck there is. Especially the first gen, 1971, like mine. Mobbs deep. 350ciV8, 2dr,full convertible...
lets hop in the blazer,roll frisco, bust out an 8th, and roll up a hella fat wrap
by Texas April 17, 2004
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Incredibly sexy and toned legs on a girl.
Caitlin has got those bling bling legs! Hook 'em horns!
by Texas March 09, 2004
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habits, fears, or acts foreign to others but essential to you
My fear of walking up a ladder is one of my weirdisms.
by texas July 18, 2003
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A military word used to describe a leader who is totally out of his mind and worthless.
Once again he's cowboy 6in it in Afghanistan again.
by texas April 07, 2005
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