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what the fuck are you doing  

Uttered when a vessel (usually sea-based) makes a wrong turn; accidentally uttered by Sue Simmons of WNBC-4 NY when she unexpectedly saw a cruise liner turn at an awkward angle.
"At eleven, paying more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most... what the fuck are you doing ?!"

Are You Driving This Bus? 

Man and woman are having a fight
Woman: Barry you never let me have what I want
Man: ARE YOU DRIVING THIS BUS?!?!
(Woman Cries)

what are you shitting 

a way of asking what someone is going to get at a restaurant because it is what they will be pooping out later. (a play on words of what you are getting)
waiter: what are you shitting today?
Customer: um can i please shit two double doubles and fries, and my wife will be shitting a chocolate milkshake. thank you.

are you petting my mongoose 

are you petting my mongoose with me tomorrow night

Why Are You Searching This Up? 

Yeah, why ARE you searching this up, HUH?

OH, I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHUH

You just angered your English teacher! You made a GRAMMER MISTAKE!

*Insert Grammarly ad*

Anyhow, when you searched up 'Why Are You Searching This Up?' you are basically asking the person who is searching this up, why they searched it up, you know? BUT the thing is, you are the one who searched it up. So, you're talking to yourself... shouldn't you search up 'Why Am I Searching This Up?'
Because it makes no sense... Like... Why are YOU searching this up?

Lemme tell you somethin sistah

You are searching this up because you want to know what will happen if you do. Let me tell you something. Your parents will get mad that you are spending your time on this poop instead of doing HW.

Or...

Your just bored and in need of something to do?

IDK...

But-

Answer.
Me.

Why are you searching this up? Huh?

Now I'm confused... dang
"Why Are You Searching This Up?"
"Because I like making my English teacher mad."
*Angry English teacher noises

What in fucks name are you doing 

something you say when your confused as hell what this niggas doing that normal "what are you doing" wont work anymore
*grabs ice cream by the ice cream and not the cone*

Me: What in fucks name are you doing?