Wido

(Scottish slang)

A person that has done something wide, (inapproriate, shocking, uncalled for)

You spilt ma bucky ya pure wido!

by Portera June 9, 2009

internet widower

Someone whose spouse is consumed with being on the internet.

He knew he had become an internet widower when he started finding his wife on the internet every night at 4 AM.

by Bubblehead Also December 1, 2010

what about widowmaker

A guy who can't be Tracer, so he decides to be widowmaker.

Somebody please make a definition for "im already widowmaker"

Maybe I'll be Tracer
I'm already Tracer
What about Widowmaker?
I'm already Widowmaker
I'll be Bastion
Nerf Bastion!
You're right. So, Winston
I wanna be Winston
I guess I'll be Genji
I'm already Genji
Then I'll be McCree
I already chose McCree
I have an idea
What's your idea?
You should be...
I'm not gonna be Mercy

by Sumo_The_Doggo December 12, 2018

window seat

1. Seat with the better view.

2. From a business stand-point, when an employer is given a fancy title because of his/her reputation in the past but in the present is fairly useless as far as the business itself goes.

1. Jon took the window seat of the airplane to view the skies.

2. Jon got promoted to 'High Executive Manager'. He doesn't really do anything important since his work has gone stale but he is kept in the company simply because the public has known him for so long it'd be awkward to see him out of it.

by Shannoner March 16, 2008

Window To Heaven

When a woman wears a button up shirt and its tight across her boobs, and the shirt comes open between the buttons.....you can see inside her shirt and see her boobs!!

Christie, thats a tight shirt you have on today, i can actually see a "window to heaven"

by Steve Dempsey June 1, 2009

Windows ME

The result of carless developers, and money hungry companies.

Arguably the worst operating system ever

SEE ALSO : Epic Fail and Shit

my computer was experiencing errors so I asked my IT guy what the error was, his response "Windows ME is the error"

by FML2009 January 25, 2010

Windows Time

An irrational measure of time that is based on no man's reality, Windows time constantly changes values and bears no resemblance to reality. Basically, time on a sliding scale.

Husband (on cell phone) - Don't worry, honey, I am coming to get you, I'll be there in 10 minutes.

Wife - Is that real time or Windows Time?

by Kalisiin January 7, 2011