Ultimatingo

Ultimatingo: Ulti-meh-ting-gow

A nick name used to describe an individual who is the best at everything when it comes to anything.

This individual is the ultimate and the tingo.

This can be referred to someone who has the attributes of a superhero and is well looked up to in the community.

Other uses of the word Ultimatingo: Ultimataasie (Ulti-ma-tar-sie) this is used to describe an very close friend who displays very similar attributes in personalty and status as the Ultimatingo in the clan or community.

Ultimasweswe (Ultima-swe-swe): The darker version of a Ultimatassie.

Used commonly in Southern Africa

The following are nicknames of individuals who are speaking of or with the Ultimatingo.

Homeslice (Home boy): Ultimatingo! Why such great stride you show in your swagger as you walk, you are such a great and strong man to look up upon.

Poepface (Face of poo): Ultimatingo! You have saved my child from the sin of man! You have brought courage into his heart and soul and rescued him from the spirits of Chalazootra. I bow down to you.

Tslebo Poonaani(Te-sle-bow son of Vagina): Ultimatingo! Why you have pleasured your woman with 999 orgasms in 99 seconds, you my man are a hero and one of a kind!

Ultimatingo: Tslebo Poonaani! You are walking in my stride! You are showing great signs of a Ultimataasie and Ultimasweswe, you have saved 333 apples from the locusts in my harvest. My son you are close to becoming part of the Ultimatingo clan.

by Ultimatingo3000 September 29, 2011

Ultimate Driving

A game that was founded by TTP and another game dev is index_15 and some people like itsmatix make videos on Westover but delancy gorge is the superior game

person 1:do you remeber venom RB the Ultimate Driving youtuber?

person 2: yes its heard he got zapped by the Orbital ban star

by foxinspace August 12, 2021

Ultimate Selective Breeding

The act of a person when killing various females and ripping them limb my limb to select the best attributes. From each female to ensure the most amount of pleasure in sexual intercourse. By creating a Frankenstein monster of dead corpses. It is completed when the guy proceeds to fuck the monstrosity till he is satisfied.

Wow I can't believe someone was arrested in our town for ultimate selective breeding

by The egg bandit November 23, 2021

ultimate amogus

the sussiest of the sus rises from the top ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ

Person 1 : Dude, why u actin so sus?
Person 2 : ultimate amogus, ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ

by Moondirt December 2, 2021

Ultimate Clown Mouth

The Act of going down on a girl while she's on her period and currently has a tampon inserted. After tonguing her bean to squirting point, the head giver bites the string of the tampon and jerks it out of her bloody vagina, then proceeds to thrash his/her head back and forth like a pitbull slapping the blood soaked cuntrag across both cheeks until it looks like a big red clown mouth. Best performed on heavy flow days.

Lucy-"Why is Dad's face bloody?!?!?"

Peter-"Looks like Ultimate Clown Mouth, Mom must be raggin again"

Lucy-"Fucking gross Dad..."

Dad-"Why so serious?"

by Poopsex Phenomenon May 9, 2011

the ultimate cream

Lay the girl down, throw in the shockerin the vagina and anus, put the penis on the taint, and make some man nog to create the ultimate sexual experience.

Greg Cum placed his sex toy, Jewel, on the kitchen counter and threw the ultimate cream to her quiet whimper.

by lickalotapussy April 16, 2009

The ultimate truth

the only reason black people voted for obama is because he is black.
no one will say it, but everyone knows its true, even black people

black guy: i voted for obama because he is a republican

white guy: the ultimate truth proves itself once again

by k-nigga February 5, 2009