by tralala6424 December 17, 2008
Get the tool mug.A sensible and useful pen-knife that can be used for an array of things as well as fishing.
Comes in particularly handy when trying to break into public facilities in a country where you don't speak the language but can infer that a pretty lady is about to soil herself.
Comes in particularly handy when trying to break into public facilities in a country where you don't speak the language but can infer that a pretty lady is about to soil herself.
by Devonian Delia September 5, 2006
Get the rex hunt fishing tool mug.i was just thinking
and i think it'd be a really good idea
if i stabbed out your eyes and ripped out all the nerves in your body and then took your pants and shrunk them
and then when you'd put them on
they'd be tight
and you would be able to see them or feel them so you wouldn't know
and then everyone would see you and make fun of you for being emo
^^A MASSIVE tool said that.
and i think it'd be a really good idea
if i stabbed out your eyes and ripped out all the nerves in your body and then took your pants and shrunk them
and then when you'd put them on
they'd be tight
and you would be able to see them or feel them so you wouldn't know
and then everyone would see you and make fun of you for being emo
^^A MASSIVE tool said that.
by Erectionking May 4, 2008
Get the MASSIVE tool mug.Variation of the common term tool meaning loser. This takes it to another level of tooldom. These low lifes are sometimes just referred to as "sheds"
by Mr MoJo January 6, 2005
Get the tool shed mug.One who is manipulated by a higher power in order to do their bidding and does not realize it, or lacks the power to realize it
by Alexander David Ray 1 July 29, 2006
Get the tool mug.1) A tool is a member of society that often acts like a complete moron without realising. At the time of acting like a moron what they are trying to achieve is a humour factor! However they do not achieve this and end up looking like a "tool" to everyone but in their minds still believe they are a god, when really they are not!
2)A tool can also be someone who tells blatant and obvious lies in front of people that know the truth therefore the same moron outcome takes place. Lies may include:
- The stealing of a persons joke and telling it in front of them and still claiming it as your own
- The amount of girls you have slept with
- Things you get up to on the weekend
3) When you get more than one "tool" or a collection of "tools" this may be refered to as a "toolbox" or a larger group may be called a "toolshed"
2)A tool can also be someone who tells blatant and obvious lies in front of people that know the truth therefore the same moron outcome takes place. Lies may include:
- The stealing of a persons joke and telling it in front of them and still claiming it as your own
- The amount of girls you have slept with
- Things you get up to on the weekend
3) When you get more than one "tool" or a collection of "tools" this may be refered to as a "toolbox" or a larger group may be called a "toolshed"
"Why are you lying about something we all know is not true you TOOL?!?!"
"Those 2 belong in a toolbox"
"YOU TOOOOOOOOOL!!!!"
"Some of the people i hang out with make me feel like im in a TOOLSHED!"
"Those 2 belong in a toolbox"
"YOU TOOOOOOOOOL!!!!"
"Some of the people i hang out with make me feel like im in a TOOLSHED!"
by Kurt and Hank October 4, 2006
Get the Tool mug.Arena only likes Oasis because Troy does, and he fucking follows us every where, I wish some one would shit in that tool's mouth.
by arena sucks da weina April 11, 2006
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