A person who has a sizeable gap In-between both eyes. (Severe cases could cause the person be referred to as "Flat Screen TV Head".
Leshauna; Did you see TV Head the other day?
BrakeyCakes; Boy did I?! It was hard to miss 'em when they more of a Flat Screen TV Head!
Leshauna; You can say that again!
BrakeyCakes; Boy did I?! It was hard to miss 'em when they more of a Flat Screen TV Head!
Leshauna; You can say that again!
by AverageDonglerOfSims December 13, 2023
Get the TV Headmug. When you want to fuck a TV show so bad you drill a hole into the TV and your girlfriend/mum forces your penis into the TV until you ejaculate through the TV onto her face
by cOCKYCOCKLEFUCKER May 22, 2018
Get the Tv Drillmug. 85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV
(noun)
Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.
Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.
Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
(noun)
Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.
Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.
Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
by not_espressoYT August 17, 2025
Get the 85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TVmug. by Deebees May 26, 2013
Get the OCD tvmug. Home of the smash hit show Coffin Flop!
It’s not just hours and hours of footage of naked dead bodies falling out of coffins!! It’s a show!
It’s not just hours and hours of footage of naked dead bodies falling out of coffins!! It’s a show!
Spectrum wants to drop Corncob TV!!
It’s impossible that one out of every five of them are nude!
I didn’t rig shit!
It’s impossible that one out of every five of them are nude!
I didn’t rig shit!
by Member Berry December 17, 2024
Get the Corncob TVmug. The main difference between the World Series and the NBA Finals or Stanley Cup Finals in 2020 was the NBA Finals and Stanley Cup Finals weren't played on time, they were played at a different time of year than usual.
Coronavirus isnt an excuse for bad Baseball TV ratings, since more people than usual are at home and out of work, you would think more people than usual would be watching TV, not less. People knew the World Series was going on by the time they found out the NBA Finals and Stanley Cup Finals still went on.
by Solid Mantis October 29, 2020
Get the Baseball TV ratingsmug. by DragonZipper April 7, 2023
Get the TV TMV FTVmug.