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Steyr Tactical Machine Pistol. One of the best submachine guns in Counter-Strike. Too many underestimate it though, which is sad, becuase thanks to it's rate of fire, it's very easy to get headshots with it.

*** TMPM45742k4 killed -={fj33r}=-.v1p0r.(nosound).mp3 with a headshot from tmp ***
*** TMPM45742k4 killed ==r00l0rz==m0nk3ysh1t with a headshot from tmp ***
*** TMPM45742k4 killed |x0rz|1337|)00|).0wN4g3^ with a headshot from tmp ***

-={fj33r}=-.v1p0r.(nosound).mp3: OMFG
==r00l0rz==m0nk3ysh1t: what a lucky n00b
|x0rz|1337|)00|).0wN4g3: are you g*y?
TMPM45742k4: STFU tmp 0wnz0rz j00 @$5

by chs February 19, 2004

tmfi

too much fucking informatin

i was with a girl last night that had a bad yeast infection and i still went down on her. response tmfi.

by raul January 16, 2003

Tmartin

The act of smelling your finger after it was inserted into another man's anus.

Hey Glenna, I went to the bar last night and someone gave me a tmartin!

by Ben November 22, 2006

tmwip

Short for "Touch me Where I pee"
Girls like to use it when they see an attractive guy.

Girl: TMWIP
Guy: Okay! :D

by TMWIP April 21, 2006

TMTN

Too many to name

Person 1--What kind of bands do you listen to?
Person 2--TMTN dude

by Anon4000 March 22, 2012

TMN

Touch my nipple.

When you want someone to caress your luscious nip, you say "TMN plz bby".

by TMNALLDAYBBY May 15, 2014

TMS

This Meeting Sucks

Damn! TMS. I'm out of here.

by phdeed2015 June 21, 2018