Ticker

variation of pukka or nice, often associated with weed or tobbaco

ryan: hows that joint for you mate?

james: pukka, pukka, ticker ticker.

by 420geezer March 23, 2011

tinker bell

a womans Vaginal clitoris, joy spot

he licked her tinker bell till it made her shake

by Crystal64 June 3, 2006

Tinkernoodle

Having to do with the tinkering of noodles and like objects. Usually slimy in substance and round in nature...the noodle must always be inserted into an orifice. The tinkering is almost always done in, or around a dim lit area such as parking lots and basements.

Night you two tinkernoodles.
Michelle is such a damn tinkernoodle.
That Cory bitch will tinkernoodle with anyone and everyone.

by SirMcNoodleton October 6, 2008

Ticketwanker

A uniformed issuer of fixed penalty notices, extremely eager, demonstrating ecstatic enjoyment of said practice, an overly enthusiastic pursuit of possible covert vehicular or travel violations.
Especially where a violation is not at all obvious.

Ticketwanker: Overly vigilant ticket wardens, for the placement of penalty notices on motor vehicles, this may involve following shoppers back to their cars and checking parking tickets while the vehicle is being loaded. Hiding out of sight to virtually entrap a hapless drivers motor with a wheel clamp, which could lead to the crushing of said device, upsetting the owner and providing heightened delight for the issuer. The pursuit and capture of fare dodgers on public transport is also valid for this definition, due to the disappointment shown when a train carriage or bus full of the traveling public does not provide anything but valid tickets, but the ecstatic behaviour comes into play when the hunt is successful.

by M.Cameron February 12, 2009

tinkerbell hack

A hacking method by which an attacker obtains the password to a victim's account by answering the victim's security question (used to reveal the victim's password to himself in the event he forgets it), typically with information that is publicly available. So named because Paris Hilton's T-mobile account was compromised in this manner, as the attacker was able to answer her security question, "What is the name of your pet?" (Tinkerbell). Sarah Palin's Yahoo account was also compromised in this manner.

Don't answer security questions truthfully, as you could become the victim of a tinkerbell hack.

by The Mad Dog March 16, 2010

Ticket

it means you have to murder the person they tell you to. Ticket is a referred to a toe tag. Not LSD or that other shit

Here's Juan Zs ticket

by Infamous92 April 25, 2020

meal-ticket multiples

The litter of babies that are the result of unregulated fertility treatments. Often used as a "meal-ticket" for the parents by way of television shows, books, speaking engagements, etc.

Jon & Kate plus Eight, many others too numerous to mention. Hey Honey, let's have a litter of meal-ticket multiples so we can quit our jobs and become cheezy, reality show celebrities.

by shwilla August 19, 2009