A prolonged wanking experience in which legs are placed into a diamond position. Invented by Diamond Dave
by Rourkenator November 12, 2021
by sadselfpleasure June 14, 2011
A distributed collection of wanking by many at the same time. Something that would likely be triggered by a major event such as mass encouraged working from home.
Woah, with everyone working from home at the moment, there must be some serious hive wanking going on.
by snowmoon March 16, 2020
Getting oneself off after an extensive no nut period whereby one’s swimmers have been harshly imprisoned in the man sack. The liberation wank is vigorous cock spank that releases a load of roping jizz of biblical proportion.
After no nut November, I’m looking forward to liberation wank. It will be borderline physical self abuse.
My dom edged me daily for over two months. She finally told me I could pleasure myself and that was a liberation wank of a magnitude never before seen. The ropes were slinging ceiling high.
My dom edged me daily for over two months. She finally told me I could pleasure myself and that was a liberation wank of a magnitude never before seen. The ropes were slinging ceiling high.
by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020
The act of sending ones housemate out to Tesco's to buy chocolate, muffins and wine in order to masturbate, naked in the middle of the living room, hoping that you can finish and redress yourself before they return home.
Margaret: What did you get up to last night?
Glynis: I had a dangerous wank whilst Brian popped to the shop for a pint of milk and some fishermans friends.
Margaret: Ooh, that sounds like fun.
Glynis: Yes, it was delightful.
Glynis: I had a dangerous wank whilst Brian popped to the shop for a pint of milk and some fishermans friends.
Margaret: Ooh, that sounds like fun.
Glynis: Yes, it was delightful.
by slapyourstick May 27, 2011
When you do a Dutch Oven (fart under your bed covers then inhale the fumes) and continue to wank whilst lying in your oven.
by Teebster0 May 18, 2018
The term given to the tight grip chronic wankers (fappers) utilise to get them off after hours and hours of edging to pornography, usually of the bizarre kind such as granny porn, shit fetishes or rectal fisting.
Arnold hand to employ a wank tunnel in the end otherwise he would have been sitting there with his micro-dick pawing away at it for days with no release in sight.
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017