Sonic Embroider

The Sonic Embroider is a time weaver scissors uses to travel across time and control it.

Guy 1: Uses the time weaver scissors to see the future himself.
Guy 2: Uses the time weaver scissors to see the past of somebody.
Guy 3: Uses the Sonic Embroider to see his alternative future.

Hannah: Looks like they all like to use the Sonic embroider.
Thomas: Actually it's a time weaver scissors.
Peter: It can be both of them (Sonic embroider/time weaver scissors).

by M4K3 June 19, 2022

Sonic

The Name of the funny fast blue hedgehog

“HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT SONIC HEDGEHOG”

by The Funky Frog June 11, 2022

Stripper Sonic

The 18+ Sonic the Hedgehog.

Omg did you see that new sonic series.
Holy fuck is that Stripper Sonic.

by Evanisamazing8 June 20, 2022

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

Sonic the hedgehog was born from the military uterus and the military people looked at him and said "throw this retarded bitch away" due to the trauma sonic gains super speed and fucks everyone in a 10km radius

literally.

jolene: h-
sonic the hedgehog : meow meow bitch gotta fuck fast

by THATSHTIITPBTICJH May 31, 2019

Sonic

Sonic is cool he is a Hedgehog he is fast and blue

Sonic is my fav!

by Grayer biy2 June 5, 2022

Super Sonic Chronic Steal

When your homies aren’t looking and you sneak the bong at supper sonic speed and take a hit without them noticing.

Ya nigga sometimes when I can’t hang my homies lackin, I Super Sonic Chronic Steal the bong from them and take a hit whiteout then knowing.:)

by BongGod420 October 15, 2022

The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog turns into a muder mystery on a train. Also Sonic dies.

Ben: "Have you played The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog? It's free on Steam!"

Joey: "Yeah. I can't Sonic dies."

by Marcy Regina Wu April 19, 2023