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AIMS Test

Arizona Instrument to Measure Standards test. It is a worthless test that a student takes in fifth, eighth, and tenth grade. You must pass the high school version to graduate. If you "excel" in all three sections you earn free tuition to an in state university. To excel, you must be able to interpret documents about duck calling, applying to be a lifegaurd, and other pointless g-rated documents. You must also go to school early for three days while the rest of the school stays home and sleeps.
Person A: What form did you have?
Person B: G, what did you have?
Person A: F, did you have that document about putting whales in space?
Person B: I sure did! The AIMS test is such a great opportunity to prove how I can randomly bubble answers.
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Szurikáta tesó

Egy olyan személy, akit nagyon szeretsz (szerelem) és egyszerre olyan jóban vagytok, mint az oroszlán elől menekülő szurikáta testvérek.
-Nagyon szeretlek!
-Én is, te vagy az én szurikáta tesóm!
by szurikatatesoka October 11, 2020
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The Great British I.Q test of 2016

In 2016 the UK government conducted "The Great British i.Q test of 2016" under the name of Brexit. The national census was designed to gauge the intellect of the general public through a vote to leave the EU. Some of the nationals came better off than others including Scotland and Northern Ireland who passed but England and Wales scores sealed the UK's fate.

The government at the time, the Conservative party led by David Cameron ended up miscalculating the final outcome believing nobody would be retarded enough to vote for the kind of damage on a magnitude that would likely destroy and dissolve the United Kingdom.
Mate, I totally regret voting in the Great British I.Q test of 2016, I've got a criminal record and I'm barred from entering the EU. I can't come with you to Benidorm or see our team Millwall play that friendly with AC Milan at the San Siro.
by Joe Smiff January 24, 2022
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Tesla Fuckchain

Illegal and involves:

Lots of electricity
Enemas
Amniotic fluid
Screaming

Is best performed on top of a Delorean but a Pontiac Firebird will do in a pinch
Adam Savage, Wil Wheaton, and Felicia Day died at the San Diego Comic Con 2009 while attempting the Tesla Fuckchain
by cmdrkeen July 27, 2009
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Testiculitis

That girl was a big time tease that when I came back home I was in pain from the testiculitis
by joshwua915 November 28, 2016
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Mattress Test Pilot

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.
I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.
by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005
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Snatch Test

The pregame warm up before you eat pussy. You have to reach down there with a finger or two, rub the beaver and then as you are kissing their neck, lets say your right side, you take the left hand and hook it around her neck around to the side you are kissing and check out the smell. If it's bad fish, throw that bitch off the boat.
Hey dude...good luck tonight, and don't forget the snatch test.

Man, I'm glad I did the snatch test last night, shit was putrid!
by F.O.O.C.H January 2, 2009
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