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Windows Tech Support 

Some Indian guy asking for your PC information because there's a "virus on it." Generally this is a scam trying to get personal and sensitive information. They usually use a white person name.
Indian Guy: "Hello, thank you for calling in Windows tech support, my name is James, how may I help you?"
Me: "Nice try, your name is Ker-shit." *Hangs up*
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Norwich Tech 

There are 6 kinds of people at NT:
1. ghetto ass thots
2. fuckboys
3. awkward gamers with no friends
4. yeehaw camo kids
5. basic vsksksksksco girls
6. nicotine addicts
This guy asked me to buy him some juul pods, he must go to Norwich Tech.
Norwich Tech by mrs. coochie October 29, 2019

Zip Tech 

Any piece of technology made by an Asian country.
Oh man, check out the zip tech I got for my car! This new turbo will make my rice burner haul balls!
Zip Tech by CarytheHedgehog February 28, 2020

Eastertimes Tech X-08 LED Gaming Mouse Mice

You know how you would go play video games at your friend’s house as a kid, and he would let you be player 2 with his second crummy, off-brand, doesn’t-work-right controller? When you lost, you’d complain that it was all the controller’s fault, and half the time you’d be right. This mouse is like that. There is a place for cheap equipment intended for low-precision day-to-day work. A $15 mouse doesn't need to perform like a $150 mouse. But it still needs to get the job done. And Easterntimes Tech's offering here fails at that. I can’t fathom why this mouse is earning positive ratings on Amazon, except that it does indeed function and it’s super cheap. But what good is a cheap gaming mouse that sucks all the joy out of gaming? If you simply must have a wireless mouse and need to save money, you can buy a Logitech G602 for about $40 now, and while it doesn’t compare favorably to a $100+ gaming mouse, at least you won’t feel like throwing it across the room.
Guy 1: I have an Eastertimes Tech X-08 LED Gaming Mouse Mice.
Guy 2: Try not to accidentally kill yourself from frustration while using it.

PornHub Tech 

When you're absolutely fucking busted in the game known as 'Brawlhalla' to the point, that your brother and any other male excessively cums when watching you play.
Josh:OMG my penis is so hard watching Dillan play Brawlhalla with his epic PornHub Tech