energy tech

Energy tech is where mad fake niggas go and mad dirty 145 kids go. Niggas jack they bout it but never do nothing. And mad ed kids go there.
Bob:You go to to the bummy school energy tech

Andy: yea niggas pussy
by 〽️🅱️Smallz November 09, 2019
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tech tyrants

A term to define the tyrannical archetype of institutional systemic oppression of 'wrongthinkers' by Californian multi-billionaires in ivory towers. The Tech Tyrants are the socio-political group that abuse technology to silence critics and to steer the narrative, thoughts, opinions, and voting of the masses at all costs by any means necessary.

The term tech tyrants has slowly grown in relevance as the ultimate summary of the condition in which we exist where a minority of a minority control not just the viewpoints of the majority, but what we are allowed to know, think about, talk about, or even learn.

From typing something in a search engine and thinking "Oh wait, I'd never be allowed to find that." to being deleted from Twitter every time an election draws near like millions of users are every election globally the tech tyrants are a creeping manifestation of elitist Marxist utopians.

It appears it was first used by a free speech lobbyist in Australia, Dr. Lex Winter, in a white paper on dystopian technocracy in 1998. It has subsequently come to more prominence as it has trended on alt tech websites during a mass exodus from Tech Tyrant social media.
by Schlomo Goldberg June 23, 2020
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tech snitch

A Peron or persons that use tech nology to entrap or tell on someone of there activities
Straight up tech snitch yo, yeah times we live in ain't that a shame.
by Stuntman underfunded April 13, 2016
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Teched Out

Being really high on meth.
Ron: Hey Jimmy, how was that party last night?
Jimmy: It was going good until I got teched out and started picking the bedbugs off of the floor thinking they were more meth.
by DannyDanko April 26, 2019
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Tech Editor

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One who reviews items of a technical nature.
Let us have the Tech Editor review the camcorder.
by Amanda Huggenkish December 31, 2003
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Tech disabled

State of someone who, on a temporary or permanent basis, has lost access to a modern means of communication.
I lost my mobile phone and my laptop, I'm tech disabled.

I'm planning a trip to the Gobi Desert, but I will be tech disabled there.
by Epsylon April 15, 2010
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wearable tech

A device which can act and/or function as a PDA, Tablet or other computer aided device.

This may include the ability to receive, view and send tweets and emails; browse and update facebook, set reminders and mark special events, as well as GPS navigation.

Some wearable tech may also feature a variety of tools for the more health conscious users. This typically consists of a pedometer to track and record how many steps the user has taken; tracking their calorie intake and how many calories they are burning and measuring their pulse and heart rate during the course of the day.

Some examples of wearable tech includes Google Glass; the Pebble; Samsung's Galaxy Gear and Razer's Nabu Smart Band
Phil: You hear about Ted getting on the "Wearable Tech" bandwagon?
Mike: Yeah, I saw him showing off his new Pebble.
Phil: I personally got better things to do with my money. I'm not going pay to be some faceless corporation's sales ad guinea pig.
Mike: You said it.
by wisemanoncesaid February 04, 2014
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