mound stretcher

A particularly long, thick, and hard penis commonly found on gentlemen north of Hadrian's wall.

Tell me Mrs. McTavish, you said that your new born son weighed 25 lbs at birth yet three weeks later, he now weighs only 15 lbs. what happened? "Oh, we had his mound stretcher circumsized your majesty".

by Baffersty March 7, 2018

Fishy Stretch

It’s when you pretend to have a seizure on the floor.

Guy one:”Yo is he ok?”
Guy two:”yeah he’s fine he’s just doing a fishy stretch.”

by 420blaze it May 14, 2018

soda-stretcher

A simple method of both saving money on "flavored fizzy" and quenching your thirst better on extra-hot days. What you do is save a two-or-three-liter plastic soda-bottle after you empty it, and then pour in half the soda from a freshly-opened bottle of da same size. Then fill both bottles the rest of the way with drinking-water . Now you'll have twice as much liquid libation for about the same price as just one bottle, plus it will seem wetter and more refreshing, and the drink's milder flavor will help you feel "filled up" more quickly.

Raising your children to not have an excessively "sweet tooth" is a good idea just "in and of itself", of course, but it also has great advantages whenever you employ the "soda-stretcher" technique on hot days, since your kids will already be accustomed to blander-tasting beverages by that time, and so they will probably not feel particularly dissatisfied with your "watered-down" concoction.

by QuacksO August 29, 2018

El stretch

BTS DOES THIS THEY GO DOWN AND LIKE SYRECH THEIR ARMS AND LEGS LMAO

What are Tae doing?
He’s doing el stretch

by Trash for bangtan September 21, 2018

butterfly stretch

taking a break from streaming to smoke some dank kush

Summit will be right back he's doing some butterfly stretches.

by Laju Keebu Inu July 12, 2019

Ass Strechter

When someone makes a shit larger than their anus so the shit strechtes the anus. An ass strechter typically causes extreme pain to the victim temporarily

Bob- "AAAAHHH, GET THE FUCK AWAY"
Jacob- "WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING FROM THE TOILET?!"
Bob- "ASS STRECHTER GET THE FUCK OUT"
Jacob- "Ahh, I feel you, bro

by Dickker November 30, 2019

No Stretch

No Stretch is when one is not stretching the truth. In other words, when one is not lying

Zach S: "I got rejected twice, no stretch"
Duke C: "I know bro, I feel you"

by ZS4LIFE April 22, 2020