ferrari strategy

term used when your life is absolutely and completely fucking with you

hows your life bro?
its a fucking ferrari strategy
im sorry bro

by liveinf1 January 20, 2024

ferrari strategists

a bunch of twats

my life is made by ferrari strategists bro

by liveinf1 January 20, 2024

Toenail strat

When one uses there big toenail to scratch the tip of their penis to pleasure themselves.

P.S the more blood the better

Example: Just got off work can’t wait to hit the toenail Strat

by Wock fiends March 30, 2024

Coalitional Strategy

Yeah Dawg. That's totally what you're doing to me. You and your secular incest cult friends. Or as I like to call them "Book Jews" as they are Jews and write books. And you can eat a dick Jews.

Hym "Right? It's the ancient Jew coalitional strategy! But it won't work on me because nobody is going to sacrifice their lives or risk the lives to force me (by way of economic coercion) to be pro-Jew or neutral. I'm anti-semitic now! I demanded Sarah Silverman and/or Gal Gadot and the jews failed to deliver! And thus, jews bad! Joooos bad! And so is the incest cult! If the Jews are going to be complicit in the violation of the rights of an American citizen they need to be deported back to Israel. Chant it with me guys! Back to Israel Jew! Back to Israel Jew! It's not very catch but it's what needs to happen here! No more American teenage girls for Jerry Seinfeld!"

by Hym Iam February 4, 2025

Melon Strat

Melon strat refers to Minecraft axe pvp, where a player off-hands the crossbow in a duel. the name of comes from a pvper named captia_melon who popularized it.

captia_melon used the Melon Strat against Tsohg_

by captia_melon February 8, 2025

New Strategy

What's that? Pretend not to be retarded and walk around with a smelly weiner?

Hym "Stop appealing to expertise Douglarse! If what I am saying... Is concordant or commensurate with the truth... Than I am justified in saying it. The experts aren't these all knowing Wisemen. They just don't want to lose an argument to a layman under the gaze of the public eye so they are trying to monopolize the public discourse. And their accomplishments pale in comparison to mine. So... They are addicted to the warmth of God's gaze. It seems like your new strategy is just appealing to authority."

by Hym Iam April 13, 2025

PF-Strat

A chaotic, often arcane set of instructions passed down through generations of party finder warriors. Forged in memes, reinforced with trauma.
PF Strat is not meant to be understood — only endured.
Positioning makes no sense. The safe spot is never safe.
Someone will always mess up the second bait.
But the real mechanic is trust — and the knowledge that this strat exists only because eight strangers decided not to use the actual guide.

“Why are we rotating clockwise into the AoE?”
“Don’t question it. It’s PF-Strat.”

by Astraar May 14, 2025