split your difference

to get pumped real hard by a big dick/dildo

he split my difference lastnight

by most of all June 5, 2003

split-dick patty

a dick, cut in half, put on a patty bun. Sometimes with ketchup, mustard, onions, relish, semen, just usual condiments. usually expensive on the black market. you can find a split-dick patty on ebay for much cheaper though.

damn was that split-dick patty over cooked!

Mommmm!!! I ordered my plit-dick patty 3 weeks ago, and it still hasent arrived.

My dick got cut down the center, so i put it on a patty and ate that shit! :D split-dick patties are stupendous!

by aerick thomas October 3, 2007

banana split

when you put whip cream in a girl's mouth and pussy or ass, and you stick a banana in the girls pussy or ass, then 2 other people eat from the tip of the banana to the end.

me and my bestfreind ave his girlfreind a banana split.

by billy bildo August 21, 2010

Kentucky log splitter

Some bullshit dreamed up by a 14 year old boy who's never even seen porn.

I bet if I put some fucked up bullshit on UD and name it a Kentucky log splitter, it will get lots of likes from other basement dwellers.

by ImanAzol December 22, 2016

Shit and split

When somebody leaves the restroom without washing their hands.

Did you see that dirty fucker!? He just shit and split.

by rburton October 1, 2009

banana split

when a man performs a reverse deep stick sexual position on his partner (either in the pussy or asshole) while the partner eats out his asshole and/or sucks on his ball sack.

matt: hey girl you wanna get banana splitted?
girl: hell no! the last time i did that i had the taste of ass in my mouth and my pussy hurt for weeks

by crocock May 11, 2009

splitter

A law school applicant who has a high LSAT and a low GPA. Typically, the LSAT and GPA fall either above 170 and below 3.0 OR above the 75th and below the 25th percentiles of a target school.

There is no such thing as a "reverse splitter", or someone who has a high GPA and a low LSAT.

Jon is such a splitter! His 173 LSAT and 2.9 GPA guarantee him a loooonnnnnggggg cycle!

by xyzlawschool January 6, 2008