splatform

noun: any surface, specifically but not limited to platforms of any sort, which are designated as areas to be splooged, splurged, defaced and/or "onseminated" upon.

"dude, last night I was up late gettin' a good wank goin' until I realized I was about to make a deposit in the world sperm bank and had failed to establish a splatform."
"I wouldn't sit on the sofa if I were you. I was in a jam last night and had to make that an impromptu splatform after I pulled out."

by b.co March 23, 2008

splartar

the excess tartar sauce that falls onto a filet o fish wrapper when the sandwich is bit.

Mc D s went overboard. That splartar was larger that the whole sandwich

by RUDad January 30, 2010

Slatte

The act of a slut drinking a latte

" Hey, look at that slatte party over there!!"
Paris Hilton drinking one of her fat free lattes

by smilinggirl815 March 24, 2010

Splat Nose

Noun. When someone's nose is large and right smack dab in the middle of their face.

Sound. If a person's nose made a sound, it would be SPLAT.

Adjective. A nose that is smashed a little.

John Krasinski, from the office, has a splat nose. It is RIGHT in the middle of his face.

by (:DatsRight:) May 20, 2011

split splat

Another word for jizz, cum, sperm. Usually used when describing giving a girl a facial.

1: Did you hook up with that girl from the bar last night?
2: Yea I pull out and split splated all over her face

by SilverFox87 February 18, 2010

slatternly

Something only found in Kreysig's Advanced Engineering Mathematics in the reading room of the UCLA Math department.

Only a slattern would slatternly help Michael find his jacket.

by mayHem07 November 4, 2008

spatter

when u fart and it is soo wet, the fart turns into a spray and spatters onto ur underwear.
u can also desend ur pantalones and aim ur spatter and make the recpient a shit face

Tyrone:Shit nigga was dat smell?

T dog:DAMN HOMIEEE i just spattered on myself

by koombez kid May 2, 2007