Sonic the hedgehog was born from the military uterus and the military people looked at him and said "throw this retarded bitch away" due to the trauma sonic gains super speed and fucks everyone in a 10km radius
literally.
literally.
by THATSHTIITPBTICJH May 31, 2019
Get the SONIC THE HEDGEHOGmug. My brother's life is sonice
by ONYENSO SONICE July 16, 2020
Get the sonicemug. He's blue, in his blue world, running 'round in a blue place, everything's blue to him and himself and everybody around, he ain't got nobody to listen
Da Ba Dee Ba Da
Da Ba Dee Ba Da
by Sodascho98724 July 17, 2023
Get the Sonicmug. The 18+ Sonic the Hedgehog.
by Evanisamazing8 June 20, 2022
Get the Stripper Sonicmug. 
A rigorous, vigorous type of aberrant sex involving inserting things in one's rectum at a high rate of speed repeatedly.
by Andrew Torba's Midnight Climax December 3, 2023
Get the Sonic the Hedgehoggingmug. by I SWEAR LET ME USE THIS NAME February 16, 2021
Get the Sonicmug.