Solomon Nguyen

Solomon is the most hilarious friend you will find. He is hilarious but can be serious and defensive.

Phrases a Solomon Nguyen would say
"That's gay" or "I'm so stupid" or "you're so gay!"

"Solomon Nguyen is so funny!" Girl 1
"Calling people gay isn't funny" pale white guy
"This is why no one likes you" Girl 1

by TrueDefinitions112 November 13, 2018

Slmondander

the act of putting a salmon in a penis

my girlfriend gave me a slmondander in the shower last night, it hurt

by nevan tom November 18, 2018

Salmon Sandwich

A salmon sandwich is a fermented decadent dish created by Australian restaurant empire - One Corbeau.

It consists of multigrain bread, several flakes of pink salmon flesh with flakes of green cheese and a homemade mayonnaise formed of a sticky white substance.

Hi Peter, I found your salmon sandwich in the bin, mind if I give it a go?

by Dover661 November 22, 2018

Salmonitis

When your body swells uncontrollably due to, to much ingestion of salmon

Briget has salmonitis

by Shaninandtickles May 7, 2019

solomon

solomon is a boy who is smart but can get on your nerves easily

hey did you see Solomon

yeah he s such a brain

by frankyrules May 15, 2019

Salmon Run

Salmon run is a delicious serious of shots being in this order. Tequilia, Clamato juice (some people say V8 but why would it have the name salmon in it that just doesnt make sense) and then finally orange juice or pineapple.

Let's get Dirty Mike and the boys together and do some delicious Salmon Runs.

by Eteyos May 30, 2019

Salmon Helmet

Perhaps the trite comical definition of the act of putting one's entire cranius inside a Woman's Vagina being called a "Salmon Helmet" can effectively make up for the horrid practice some cowboy types used to do which involved cutting off tribal Vaginas and stretching them over saddlehorns to cure into wearable "Salmon Helmets" in conquistadore style for instance.

Macy's was having a clearance on "Salmon Helmets" and the horny Asian exchange student Woman that worked at the local museum made certain to aquire them all...

by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019