Soiletheus

The Jaoist tradition tells of Soiletheus and his role in the Jaoist pantheon. Later synonymous with the Anti-J (Anok) in the New Jackist Testament.

According to the ancient legend, Soiletheus stole the first slug of excrement from Xanus (chief Jaoist diety). Xanus found himself irate and chose to punish all men by cursing each of them with an anus so that they would never forget.

Scholars have suggested that the Grecian tale of Prometheus is cognate, or possibly may have even had its origins here.

"He was mad at that moment with the spirit of Soiletheus. For it was apparent that no man's trousers should ever sag so horribly," (Noctes Excrementi).

"The heathen Jaoist priest gripped the wooden idol of Soiletheus. Then, without shame, demonstrated to onlookers how capacious his toga truly was," (Journal of a Crusader)

by Pierre July 27, 2005

Dino-size

Getting products and services that you didn't order or didn't authorize.

That customer got Dino-Sized.

by Michael Handoga June 26, 2006

travel sized

a person or object that is really smal. Or just a midget....either way there so small...there travel sized!!

OMG!! did you see that new girl alex-paul?She is sooo travel sized!!!!

by volleystar29 May 8, 2009

baseball bat size

A very large "superking" cigarette or feg

"mate... you're smokin fucken baseball bats"

by Jonty September 8, 2004

Super-Kong-Dong-Master-Destroyer-Size

Super-Kong-Dong-Master-Destroyer-Size(adj.) To describe something that is overly large, bigger than the biggest, overly huge or supersized. A word describing an object (can be anything really) that is extremely large in length, width, height, or of abnormal largeness.

Person 1: "WOW!!! check it out! look at her boobs! they are super-kong-dong-master-destroyer-size!!! Man.....I've never seen some so huge!"

Person 2: "Holy Christmas! it's SUPER-KONG-DONG-MASTER-DESTROYER-SIZED!"

"Ya' know I thought I had seen them all.. till yesterday when I saw his super-kong-dong-master-destroyer-sized...cock! It's the biggest ever!"

You know your BIG when she says that your Super-Kong-Don-Master-Destroyer-Size!"

by KitKat73 March 14, 2010

try on for size

to accept or attempt something tentatively

Let's try this routine on for size. (example of try on for size)

by The Return of Light Joker September 20, 2010

Fun Size

Having a penis that is in the small category. All though it is called "fun" sized it is not something to be proud of because the fun does not refer to the intercourse it is a joke on the fun size candy bars. DO NOT TELL SOMEONE YOU HAVE A FUN-SIZED PENIS.

I was at a party with zack and we got intimate, i was turned off because his penis was only a fun size

by SNAVETREBOR November 2, 2011