Someone who is super popular and seems very sweet, but once you let them in, you realize they're vain, self-centered and very toxic.
We hired her thinking she was a rockstar, but she sued us for "suppressing her rights." Turns out she was a slurpee.
by twncntry December 23, 2021

Verb: To vigorously "suck", praise, or idolize ones elder or superior to the point of becoming a no good kiss ass.
"That freshman is slurping the football captain harder than his girlfriend ever did" see suck up or kiss ass as reference.
by The_little_lebowski May 22, 2016

Boy you look like a slurpe
by Kaylo110 April 11, 2019

When a woman performs the act of oral sex and then immediately follows with anal sex while being on top and slowly spinning around
by ScaleTitan March 31, 2021

by abunker1968 November 29, 2015

To desperatly curry favor with somebody.
She was in a serious need of money, so she had to Slurp Daddy's Tongue oh his Boss.
He Slurps Daddy's Tongue of his girlfriend parents, because he really wants to take her with him on a trip.
Imma need to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of Jesus, cause imma bout to be dragged to down the god damn hell, and hell no I ain't goin' there.
He Slurps Daddy's Tongue of his girlfriend parents, because he really wants to take her with him on a trip.
Imma need to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of Jesus, cause imma bout to be dragged to down the god damn hell, and hell no I ain't goin' there.
by KriZzu March 23, 2020

by popnslopper November 26, 2018
