jessica simpson

this beautiful women maybe dityz at times, but is a good singer with a lot of talent. shes not the dumbest blonde in in the world...she just doesnt think things all the way through before she talks, which all of us do at times. everyone just needs to leave her alone for being herself and stop making fun of her because shes "a dumb blonde". jessica simpson has a lot of good quailties and should be recognized for them. stop calling jessica simpson a "dumb blonde bitch"! shes not as dumb as she may apear to be, and she is a powerful role model for youn girls!

jessica simpson is not a dumb blonde! she is a beautiful person with a lot of talent.

by chris smith July 15, 2004

simmies

A group of people living in a false reality. Usually, these are people that you are in contact with much more than you would like, but because of proximity or blood relation, you have no choice but to deal. Try as you might to speak to them openly, you will fail because they simply live on a different plane... yet somehow in the same world.

Everything was cool until James brought the effin' simmies and creeped everyone the F out. No one could escape their weird conversations.

by Alex in NC August 15, 2006

miss simpson

An amazing person who is great with children. Usually a science teacher and all of her students love her.

"why are you so happy?"
"I just had science."
"and....?"
"We had Miss Simpson"
"that explains it"

by brianlandcaster July 9, 2015

Nolan Simmons

Big rarted dumb nut who has collateral brain damage due to falling off of a skateboard.

Nolan Simmons is so dumb

by Tsar_Comunisim April 27, 2019

Barney From The Simpsons Drunk

Being incredibly drunk, much like Barney Gumble from The Simpsons.

What'd you do last night bro? Oh not much, I just got Barney from The Simpsons drunk.

I was so Barney from The Simpsons drunk yesterday, I don't remember anything!

I could get Superman High or Barney from The Simpsons Drunk, hmm...

by BFochs715 July 28, 2009

the simpsons

a once great and innovative show that has now become stale with terrible jokes.

the simpsons is one of the worst shows on tv now.

by thegreatmonkey November 21, 2004

Holly Simmonds

Holly Simmonds is another word for a devil, evil , bitch , cute or aggressive to others

if you meet a holly simmonds beaware they can be deadly !

minnie: O look its Holly Simmonds :O
Jess: o shit RUNN manicaac

by thegirlwhogetsbeatenup July 29, 2009