Pizza Roulette

A prank wherein you hang out in front of an apartment complex, waiting for the inevitable pizza delivery guy to show up (with someone else's order) - and you buy it. A real-life "man in the middle" attack, so to speak.

Roommate: "I'm bored - anyone down for Pizza Roulette?"
You: "Hell yeah - lemme grab my smokes!"

(out front of the building, a few cigarettes later, a pizza delivery guy shows up)
You: "Hey, is that pizza for apartment, uhhh.."
Pizza Delivery Guy: (looks at box) "Apartment 231?"
You: "Yeah, that's us!"
(you pay, he leaves)
You: "Ahh, shit. Anchovies and extra olives - nasty!"

(later)
Guy In Apt. 231: "Hey, where's my motherfuckin' pizza?"
Pizza Shop: "Uhhh.. it was delivered and paid for..?"

by turrican April 7, 2008

'round the bend

UK. One who is mentally imbalanced, eccentric, crazy, etc. Sometimes expressed as "right 'round the bend." An eighties tune, during the second "British Invasion" of music in the U.S., had the lyric, "You send me right 'round, baby, 'right round, like a record baby."

Did you see him talking to that tree? 'Round the bend, he is.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

Roughneck

Noun

Most commonly known as a member of the crew of an oil rig other than the driller. It can also mean cruel and brutal person.

Toby Keith used to be a roughneck, his father was also one.

by Swarsfanatic June 7, 2005

Knights of the Round Table

When a group of men stand in a circle around a girl and the girl proceeds by sucking each of the men's dick.

-Hey man, we had a Knights of the Round Table meeting last night with Amanda.
-What the fuck is that?
-We all stood in a circle around her and she sucked all our cocks.

by JeffAck March 31, 2008

O'Rourke

another word for god... simply the highest form of authority even greater than god himself

omfg your totally like an O'Rourke bro... wait... OMFO!!!

by christman01 July 30, 2009

rout

In a battle, a rout is a complete desertion of a unit of troops. As apposed to a fall back or a retreat, a rout involves litteraly legging it as far and fast as possible. Used often by the french

The soldiers were so afraid they chose to rout.

by Vito21 June 22, 2006

rough as toast

To feel ill or extremely hungover it can even be used to define a rough looking person. It can be used for virtually anything to do with being rough

Omg ash I feel rough as toast after last night sesh !!!

by melbplacebo February 16, 2014