When you take your date out to a heavy Italian dinner, then take them home, get a blowjob and push their head in until they almost puke, yell “respect the sacred Roman empire” drape them with the bedsheets so it look like they’re wearing a toga, and as you cum proceed to “baptize” them as you scream “In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti”
by Sevilla Frank December 7, 2019
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niko- How do you get girls to like you?
Roman- Just treat them nice, and be honest with all the girls!
Roman- Just treat them nice, and be honest with all the girls!
by the one and only2127 October 22, 2011
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by DESIDANGEROUS November 11, 2005
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Handsome, very creative, funny, always tries to put a smile on everybodys face. Smart and born to to great things. People love to be around him, Just an amazing person all around. He is also very sweet and kind.
by Noah the dragonslayer January 22, 2012
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It's a straight kid who isn't sexually attracted to the opposite sex. Just romantically. Someone who finds sex a little gross, and doesn't like sexual intercourse.
Would rather just kiss and cuddle, rather than give a blowjob and get fingered.
It's a straight kid who isn't sexually attracted to the opposite sex. Just romantically. Someone who finds sex a little gross, and doesn't like sexual intercourse.
Would rather just kiss and cuddle, rather than give a blowjob and get fingered.
Boy: Are you a lesbian?
Girl: No.
Boy: Are you bi sexual?
Girl: No.
Boy: Oh, cool so you're straight.
Girl: Yes. But I'm A straight romantic.
Girl: No.
Boy: Are you bi sexual?
Girl: No.
Boy: Oh, cool so you're straight.
Girl: Yes. But I'm A straight romantic.
by loveeverytimelittlechild November 23, 2010
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Hannah: You see I like Ryan when we're texting, but in person he's nothing like he is when we text.
Samantha: Girl, you're having a text message romance.
Samantha: Girl, you're having a text message romance.
by AJAJAJAJAJAJAJ January 18, 2009
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