Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story

To masturbate while eating out old women-also known as playing Counter Strike.

Man, go read grandma a bed time story.

by DIE May 28, 2003

Reading Textbooks

Code for smoking weed.

Joe: Hey Bob wanna go and start reading textbooks after school today?
Bob: Hell yeah!
Uninformed kid: Oh wow they sure like studying. They don't look like the type to care about school.

by Ightweed January 9, 2015

I'm not reading that

A phrase used for when a piece of text disgusts you.

Person A: Hey, can you go on Urban Dictionary and look up Surprise Party?

Person B: *looks it up*

... I'm not reading that.

by ChameleonDragon December 21, 2019

Radical dookieotomy

To defecate in a large amount.

Hey dude, I gotta go and get a radical dookieotomy or I'm gonna bust.

by angry dad January 1, 2008

Radiatoryness

The heat emitted from a persons body warmth during a hug

A hug with extra Radiatoryness

by FeasibleTomb December 24, 2009

radiclysmic

–adjective

1. of, pertaining to, or resulting from a radiclysm.

2. of the nature of, or having the effect of, a radiclysm: radiclysmic changes.

"The party last night was radiclysmic."

by tho3m January 13, 2010

Radical Side Hug

An attempt to cautiously convey a greeting and embrace between individuals, one or more who may currently armed with operational explosive ordinance. HumorMocking extremist violence

Man 1: It has been a long time, my friend. Welcome back!

(goes to embrace Man 2, who blocks his attempt)

Man 2: Better make it a Radical Side Hug. Radical Side Hug. I'm wearing 20 pounds of C4 explosives, and I'm feeling gassy.

by JK - Not serious - JK! October 9, 2011