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Friend Price

The price you offer to your friends on good or services that is really is just plain and simple underhanded price gouging.
Squirrel- "Hey I don't collect shoes but I just copped those new super rare Air Jordans that came out today. I know how much you wanted them so I got them for you in your size!"

You- "oh really? Awesome! How much were they? I'll hit you with some extra cash for hooking me up"

Squirrel- "They were $230 but instead of putting them on Ebay and being a dirty re-seller I'll give them to you for the "friend price" of $800..."

You- "... wow, what a great friend..."
by Katsuragi January 28, 2008
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Please-Proceed-In-Restating-Your-Words

MY way of saying "Hey, ummm... I can't understand what you are saying, you should... ummm... say that again?"

But my way is super cool!
"Hey! Oobachookaloomakooba!"

"Please-proceed-in-restating-your-words!"

"Oh, I said ooba chooka looma kooba!"

"O...kay? Thanks!"
by Veronica Erickson January 29, 2009
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Katie Price

1.Super Hot British Model, once an average porn-nude cover girl, she gained popularity as she pumped her breasts to a bombastic 42 DD or something. This fact, plus her girly/sluty face and tasty legs, made her a Playboy Bunny. She wants to be a singer, but she really sucks in this field. Also known as Jordan, because she was in the Jordan Racing Team.
Ben: Have ya seen that Katie Price on the Playboy Celeb Special!?
Mark: Yeah, she´s so hot I´ve spilled almost a gallon last nite!
by Yo Daddy, bitch! February 11, 2005
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Probe

Chris: "Matt, I hear your girlfriend gives the best Probe..."
Matt: "That's none of your business you piece of shit".
by DJProbeMaster November 22, 2010
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price of eggs

Not actually the price of eggs or anything related to it. Just a sarcastic phrase used in a conversation when one tends to gloat off the subject.
P1: Yeah, ever since he bought those patches and pins he thinks he's punk now

Some Random P: Yeah Blink 182 and Good Charlotte are gay

P1: What does that have to do with the price of eggs?
by somerandomguy January 19, 2004
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Procedure WTF

when your bitch is going down and your about to cum, you pull your dick out with such force that it flings towards your stomach and you skeet in your own eye.
JESUS CHRIST! I PROCEDURE WTF'D MYSELF LAST NIGHT AND IT HURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER! I HAD TO GO TO THE OPTOMETRIST!
by ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010
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price check

1. A metaphoric phrase used when you want to point out a hot girl/guy.

2. A phrase used when you want a "score" for a person you find attractive.
"Dayuuummmm. Can I get a price check?"

"He had some gorgeous prices."
by Mitch Mangum November 29, 2007
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