Pony 

A Pony is a girl who wears a lot of makeup, does up her hair every day, wears really fancy clothes everywhere, and obnoxiously large and sparkly jewelry in order to hide the fact that underneath all of that she is just an ugly little horse.

Garrett: Who is more of a Pony, Kim Kardashian or Snooki from the Jersey Shore?

Gary: Wait what do you mean they are both totally hot.

Garrett: Yeah, you would say that you are a total Pony Kisser.

Pony by King BookRock August 15, 2011

ponno 

discreet way of saying "pornography" so that girls, parents, girls parents are unaware that a conversation of porn is taking place. pronounced rapidly for desired effect.

term of enderment for friends, like dog, homie, bro.

"Hey jonathan, lemme get some ponno"
"dude ryan i never burn the ponno. too much hard evidence."

*RING*
"sup ponno?? what we doing today?"

ponno by rakakakkaa September 1, 2005

pony up 

Just do it, brave up, man up

pony up and ask her out!

pony up by <3? January 4, 2009

chucky pony 

a smaller version of a charley horse.

Pizzamaker: "I am a ninja!"
Pete Dick: "Whatever..."
Pizzamaker (whacking Pete in the thigh): "Take that then!"
Pete Dick: "What the hell fuck face, you just gave me a chucky pony."

chucky pony by Pete Dick March 12, 2008

smacking the pony 

Masturbation

Person 1: "Wow, is Jeff STILL in his room?"

Person 2: "Yeah, he hasnt come down for days, he's probably up there smacking the pony again..."

smacking the pony by abstract_J May 31, 2009

smack the pony 

The equivalent of "Smack Wally". An alternate form of the "Spot the Pony" title of features in young girl's annuals.

Doon MacKichan: "At first we called it Spot the Pony because that's what you have in those young girls' annuals. Then Kevin Lygo suggested Smack the Pony... People think it's a reference to something sexual but in fact it's a made-up thing."

smack the pony by Greg-K May 30, 2020

Pony in the Pancake 

The feeling of wintertime or summertime any time of year.

Walking on the beach with Pony in the Pancake.

or

Today was truly a Pony in the Pancake day.

Pony in the Pancake by P.I.P. November 2, 2008