Jacques Plante

A variation on the spiderman, where instead of cumming in your hand, you shoot into an old-school Jacques Plante-style goalie mask and slap it on her face.

"Dude, I didn't want to get my hand messy, so I gave her the Jacques Plante instead."

by efrum152 December 1, 2005

planted

The completion of a difficult move or action that was accomplished with style and authority.

bouldering or climbing: "that dyno was planted"
MTBing: "your planted that landing"

by TimdOwen September 10, 2006

Peggy The Plant

a dirty whore. gross.

"peggy was a dirty whore."

by Penis fuck May 12, 2003

plant a shark

Sarcastically admitting to something that was obviously ludicrous, pointless and logistically impossible for you to do.

To plant a shark: "Why, yes, I did shoot JFK from the grassy knoll, even though I was born 17 years later. Totally planted that shark."

by One smart woman December 14, 2010

Plant Water

Any drink that is brewed from water and is made with a plant.

Example:
Coffee (made with coffee beans and water)
Tea (made with tea leaves and water)
Hot Chocolate (made with Cacao Beans and Water)

Trey: I want something to drink.

Sam: Here have some plant water.
*hands Trey some coffee*

by peacewolf101 February 24, 2012

pantherine

A mixture of a Panther and a Wolverine. It is the only animal that is better than a Liger (Lion+Tiger)

Person 1: What is that animal it looks like a wolverine and a panther combined.
Person 2: Yeah it is definitely a Pantherine.

by Mcstud July 10, 2014

panther mom

A black tiger mother. See tiger mom

Marvin: I can't stay up past 9:30 and I'm black
Everyone: Damn you have such a panther mom.

by raaaaaaaandy March 14, 2015