panther mom

Marvin: I can't stay up past 9:30 and I'm black
Everyone: Damn you have such a panther mom.
by raaaaaaaandy March 15, 2015
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F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.

Fingered Her But She Didn't Touch My Dick.
PERSON #1: Hey Raaaaaaaandy, did u lay pipe on that girl you met at the show last night?

Raaaaaaaaandy: Nah man, I F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.
by Raaaaaaaandy August 03, 2009
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