F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.

Fingered Her But She Didn't Touch My Dick.

PERSON #1: Hey Raaaaaaaandy, did u lay pipe on that girl you met at the show last night?

Raaaaaaaaandy: Nah man, I F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.

by Raaaaaaaandy August 03, 2009

panther mom

A black tiger mother. See tiger mom

Marvin: I can't stay up past 9:30 and I'm black
Everyone: Damn you have such a panther mom.

by raaaaaaaandy March 14, 2015