AP Physics C: Mechanics

A class where you realize you're stupid as fuck compared to everyone else. This is also one of the first classes where the grading is different compared to the usual US Grading System. It's college level intro class to mechanical physics, usually taken by Juniors and Seniors in High School but nobody really gives a fuck about that unless if you're some soulless college admission dude.

"Hey dude what science class are you taking this year?" - John
"I'm taking AP Physics C: Mechanics, I heard its easy" - Jerry
"W...Where'd you hear that from...?" - John
"Uh... some Sophomore that already took AP Calc BC" - Jerry (He's about to fucking fail)

by TheEskimo747 December 16, 2023

Quantum Physics

1. What Americans use to describe sciences they cannot understand, including basic elementary mathematics, chemistry, and physics.

2. A plot device in a movie used to justify the anything and everything, including the creation of unimaginably powerful devices and the existence of non-existent microscopic realms.

Xiao Ming: 9 + 10 = 19
American: omg you know quantum physics

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Post physique

Something gay dudes say while in an internet argument as a way to look at other dudes’ bodies.

Dude 1: I don’t think gyms are the most important part of life.
Dude 2: Oh yeah?? Then post physique.
Dude 1: Fine, here it is *pic*
Dude 2: Oh fuck yeah that’s hot

by Piewert June 5, 2024

Quantum Physics X

The Quantum “X” is PSI x wavefunction (X,Y,Z and L).

1. Complex Functions
2. State of System
3. Gives Probabilities
If you imagine or see on a X Graph, you’ll see that there is the Re line goes upward, downwards, then on the line. The Im line goes upward and then on the line. But if you see on the 1-PSI-2 line, you will see that is strongly goes up more than the Re or the Im but then it goes on the line.

“The Quantum Physics X is useful for the X Graph.”

by Wargom July 1, 2024

Digital Physics 2.0

Reinterpreting Physics Through a Simulation Lens
This thought experiment explores the possibility that fundamental laws and constants of physics are not intrinsic properties of a naturally evolved universe, but rather emergent properties or resource-saving shortcuts implemented within a parent simulation

The Heisenberg uncertainty principle is more likely digital physics 2.0 than naturally evolved physics (NEP) thus more likely resource-constrained simulation (RCS) phenomena.

by Trentism January 11, 2025

Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Metaphysics (Physics of Physics)

In this specific, modern context, it's the study of the fundamental assumptions, interpretations, and unsolved conceptual puzzles within physics itself. It's not the ancient philosophical field of "metaphysics" (the study of being), but a pragmatic examination of physics' own foundations. It asks: What does quantum mechanics actually tell us about reality? What is the nature of space and time? How do we interpret the mathematical formalism? It’s the troubleshooting manual for when the math works perfectly but the story it tells seems insane.

Example: The endless debates over the Copenhagen Interpretation vs. the Many-Worlds Interpretation of quantum mechanics are Metaphysics (Physics of Physics). The equations predict outcomes identically; the fight is over what the math means for the nature of reality—a question physics itself, as a tool, is unequipped to answer.

by Dumu The Void February 4, 2026