Paradox

Two parallel lines intersecting. It's when you know you're right but also wrong.

Damn, the lives of Rao and Anuja is quite a paradox.

by Xyzzyx6969 April 20, 2018

Sincerely Me Paradox

A phenomenon in where one song on an album feels out of place due to it not matching any other song on the album, comparable to the track Sincerely Me from the Dear Evan Hansen movie, which is an odd Black Comedy song on an otherwise mostly sincere and heartfelt soundtrack.

Tim: ever notice how I'm Gonna Win by Rob Cantor is weirdly different to all the other songs on his Not a Trampoline album?

Jon: Tim what the fuck are you on about

Tim: It's a total Sincerely Me Paradox

Jon: bother someone else

by GrandmasToering February 22, 2022

Bari Mahir Paradox

A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."

Often used by deeply-in-love guys who want to stay out of trouble while reminding their girl that they're hopelessly, ridiculously hers.

Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"

Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."

Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves it

by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025

Hypocrisy Paradox

Consistently being silent about or speaking out against those things that normally you speak out against or keep silent about as circumstances dictate.

Preacher Anthony captures himself in a Hypocrisy Paradox each time he rants against same sex marriage from the pulpit on Sunday after marrying a couple of fornicators on Saturday.

by snake plisskent June 2, 2020

The Horton Password Paradox

The frustrating experience of creating a new password and then forgetting it almost immediately, often before even using it.

"I just set up my new email account, but thanks to The Horton Password Paradox, I can't remember the password I created five minutes ago."

by Grafikdezeyener February 23, 2025

The DreamWorks Trequal Paradox

Created by the youtuber TheOdd1sOut, The DreamWorks Trequal Paradox is a phenomenon where a DreamWorks sequel is as good (or better) as the original, but the 3rd movie is sub-par.

However, there's one franchise that doesn't follow the DreamWorks Trequal Paradox™ and it haunts my dreams (works).

by JmanDraws November 24, 2022

K-Paradox

When someone, usually a rude entitled individual, acts (rudely or entitled) like they have never been appropriately punched in the face, but because of them acting rude and entitled, there is NO WAY they have NOT been punched in the face.

That guy is a K-paradox

by Dinoplant April 8, 2025