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Toilet Paper

A package of Charmin's Ultra Soft that people are on a rampage and are battling for during the Coronavirus
"time to go to the store to buy some Toilet Paper,"
by Altirix March 21, 2020
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Toilet Paper

A piece of paper commonly used for wiping your ass after a good poop. They come in rolls and are usually positioned next to the toilet for ease of access.
Back in early 2020, people stocked up on toilet paper as to prepare for the lockdown. They did this to stay hygienic. The panic buying became so severe entire lanes of toilet paper in malls were left blank after a few weeks.
by slaptheBASS June 21, 2020
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Sukadik Paper

When you don’t have anything else to say so you just say this.
Bryan: “...”
Gustavo: “Sukadik Paper!!”
Both: Lmaooooo
by Fishlame August 7, 2020
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paper hiney

Not a real hiney, but one made of paper... speaking but not making any sense about something.
"You talk like a boy with a paper hiney!
by smoocharoon October 10, 2017
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clean papers

Literally a piece of paper, from the doctor or clinic, that shows you're "clean" and free of sexually transmitted diseases. Clean papers are usually presented in order to have sex without condoms, and not worry about catching anything.
I'd really like to Fuck you bareback, because it would feel amazing, but I'm worried about diseases. How about we both go get our clean papers so we can ditch the condoms?
by IrisGreene April 17, 2017
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past papers

The absolute hell of your revision, you're probably procrastinating doing one right now and have it sitting in front of you. People claim its the best way to practice but because of fucking AQA (search for AQA) they are completely different to what you'll sit when you're in that sweaty fucking exam hall with 200 depressed kids.
Teacher: Do these past papers for homework
Student: Fuck right off they're fucking stupid
by @theinterdiction May 29, 2017
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Toilet Paper

a paper you use to wipe your shit, and bouncing droplets of toilet water.
American in Japan: where's a toilet paper?
"A random Japanese stranger"
: we use bidet instead.
American: we have to make America smart again!
by someart February 28, 2017
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