When oft-unvaccinated or partially jabbed sexy-looking chicks are spotted on the beach sans a face mask and not practicing social distancing, who desire to be picked up by wealthy testosterone-high males or sugar daddies.
The authorities are coy to talk about the rising number of infections due to Covid-👙, who blame these fun-starved beachgoers for behaving as if the coronavirus is just another seasonal flu.
by Covido May 28, 2021
A life insurance policy that covers any corona-related incident that threatens the client’s peace of mind in most cases 24/7, except when they contract the coronavirus via infidelity and visits to any red-light district.
Sayed bought a Covid plan for himself and his third wife (but not for his other spouses) in the aftermath of the country’s strategy for everyone to “live with Covid-19.”
by MathPlus March 23, 2022
by Ahhhhhhhhh69 October 03, 2020
The pandemic never ended and it has now taken over the world by turning everyone into virgin zombies who nut into desk fans all day.
Macintosh: Hey dude did you here that Covid-3482 turns people into mindless virgin zombies?
Jimmy: *nuts in a desk fan* No but wanna eat my nut.
Jimmy: *nuts in a desk fan* No but wanna eat my nut.
by CocoaVirus June 04, 2020
When villagers in some parts of Asia could stand to win a live cow every week for the rest of the year if they come forward to get vaccinated—when getting a shot is a cash cow opportunity to improve their livelihood.
Thanks to Covid-🐮, the response among residents in the Mae Chaem district of Chiang Mai province, in Thailand, to register for their jab has been met with much enthusiasm.
by Covido May 24, 2021
Judge: Covid-19 do plead guilty or not guilty?
Covid-19: Guilty
Me: Fuck yes u perv never touch a person under 18 again bitch
Covid-19: Guilty
Me: Fuck yes u perv never touch a person under 18 again bitch
by Echo the furry May 28, 2020