Fuck Off

Go away!!!!!!!!!!! AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!

Benny told Jimmy to "Fuck off!".

by hexaGonmaN April 28, 2004

jerk off

1. To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.

2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.

3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off

4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.

"Joe jerks off two or three times a day."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."

"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)

"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."

"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."

by vanilla g-lotto December 21, 2004

Poo-off

Found in office bathrooms, it's when at least two cubicles are occupied- but no one wants to shit first. The stalemate is only broken when a diversion noise has been created, eg. a hand drier or another toilet flushing.

GUY 1: Man, you missed the meeting!

GUY 2: Sorry, I was in the middle of a Poo-off.

by northern Queensland September 25, 2008

Fuck Off

"Fuck off." It's such a lovely pair of words! And it's international. I don't care where you are - if somebody's fuckin' with your bags in Lhasa Airport in Tibet and he's got a shaven head and saffron clothes on and you say "hey, fuck off!", he knows *exactly* what you mean. Exact - he will fuck off. Off he will fuck! 'Fuck off' doesn't mean 'go away.' 'Fuck off' means 'fuck... *off.*' And everybody feels what it means, nobody can write it down. There is no English equivalent for 'fuck off,' because... it *is* English, 'fuck off.' You know? And English expressions don't have English equivalents, they fuckin' *are*, ya know?

~ Billy Connoly

Bob: "Hey I'm going through your stuff."
Bill: "Fuck off!"

by Rising Pepsi December 24, 2010

Scridge off

To leave without anyone's knowledge of where he/she is going and without telling anyone that he/she is leaving

Where did Faucher scridge off to?

by sirkickass March 31, 2010

off the chizain

Stylisation of off the chain

"I'm loving San Diego. This place is off the chizain." - Marty the Zebra, Madagascar (2005).

by Gurgldude July 13, 2010

off the wall

really strange, maybe a little crazy. Also, it's the title of a hit album by superstar Michael Jackson.

Me, Rich and Bill agree that one of the things that make the band Talking Heads so cool is that they are so off the wall.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 3, 2007