Monster mash

Unprotected sex on Halloween necessitating an abortion, or a "graveyard smash"

Bro #1: Did you see that girl in the slutty giraffe costume?

Bro #2: Yeah, we monster mashed!

Bro #1: Nice! Better graveyard smash soon.

Bro #2: Yeah. We have an appointment after the new year.

Bro #1: Dude, that's too long. Haven't you heard about the heartbeat bill? You'd better get in there soon and get that baby!

by Justin1234321 August 23, 2019

rag monster

An annoying female who gives the impression that she is always on her period. They stomp around tutting all day, have mood swings constantly and will snap and cry at the slightest provocation. If you think you are currently seeing one of these ladies, get rid!

Neil: I can't take it anymore, she's doing my head in all the time, everyday.
Nigel: I warned you there'd be trouble with her, she's one of the biggest rag monsters I've had the misfortune of ever meeting!

by Nigel Fleming July 18, 2006

sketch monster

Someone who is doing something wrong and is being obvious or looking guilty.

Somone is dealing crack in front of a cop. "look at that sketch monster!"

by carla and tracy November 13, 2007

War of the Monsters

Possibly the greatest video game of all time. Released in 2003 for Playstation 2, you play as a giant monster destroying cities and fighting other monsters. Its awesomeness is equal to or greater than any other video game ever created.

I just played War of the Monsters and got my ass whooped by a giant gorilla.

by The Great Turd Burglar May 14, 2011

my singing monsters

LOOK AT THE STARS IN THE BIG BLACK INK TELL ME WHAT YOU FEEL AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK IS IT COLD OUTSIDE?, IS IT COLD OUT?

a game thats popular but also known for its songs"my SINGING monsters"

by Mr. Alli the girl and man December 2, 2022

meth monster

Momentary hallucination induced by many days of no sleep while using amphetamines. Commonly witnessed by automobile operators driving long-distance road trips at night.

While tweaking and driving the truck driver said, "Oh Shit! Did you see that? Wait...it was only a meth monster."

by NW December 1, 2002

Monster cables

Useless, insanely overpriced, mediocre quality brand of AV cables. Audiophiles, with their usual tendency to suspend all reason and common sense, spend hundreds of dollars on them but cannot tell the difference between Monster Cables and coat hanger wire. Famous for selling gold-plated fiber-optic cables, which further demonstrate their customers' astounding lack of actual scientific knowledge.

Who on earth would pay $485 for a wooden volume knob? Oh yeah, the same idiots who pay $100 for a six foot HDMI link from Monster Cables.

by Texas Dex June 13, 2008