mongolian mailbox

its when you really gotta poop, but get unexpectedly buttfucked by a 14 inch wang.

my mongolian mailbox got a special delivery today...

by bassplayer2493 November 6, 2009

mongolicious

the behavior a retard exhibits when trying to pick up a girl, and somehow succeeds

i don't know about you guys, bu im going mongolicious

by sevfifsev March 31, 2010

Mongolian Backhand

Raising one leg on a chair and placing your arm around the outside of your leg and masturbating with your hand the wrong way around.

Cam "Didn't get a root last night so went home and smashed myself Mongolian Backhand style"

by MBackhandSpecialist August 18, 2011

Mongolian Teabag

The act of dropping ones testicles in anothers gaping anus. After the testicles have been inserted the receiver then tenses their anus and the giver pulls their testicles out of the now closed anus, making a loud wet pop.

Dude, I gave your mum the meanest Mongolian Teabag last night, still have the shit on my nuts to prove it too.

by poopy_nuts November 20, 2011

mongolian ass pirate

Arse bandit with slanty eyes. Typically of Russian extraction or thereabouts.

EG you fur booted Ruskie. Stop trying to stick your cock in my arse. You're behaving like a right Mongolian Ass Pirate.

by banditterritory May 17, 2014

Mongolian Milkshake

A special drink before sex that deals with sexual partner(s) bonding through blending body fluids and fecal matter together and then drinking it. This drink is best made while the woman is on her period, if a woman is involved in the act. Both partners (or more) should consume a large portion of shitty North Philly Chinese food the day before making the drink. Step 1 is for both the partners to take turns shitting in a plastic bag, and grind it up into 1 liquid paste to be frozen. Make sure at least half of the bag is full and wait approximately 8 hours to take it out of the freezer and begin the blending process. The other ingredients to the drink include Urine (warm and hot), Female period blood, a few days worth of semen. Enjoy!

I don't know why I am throwing up, because man that Mongolian Milkshake I had with your mom last night tasted sooooo gooooood!!

by Bubba Ragu October 18, 2014

mongo dongo

A man with a rather large and voluptuous penis! Greater than 12 inches

Katheryn told Mary one girls night, that Ashby had a Mongo dongo and it was the biggest she’s ever had!

by Threetriangles January 8, 2018