colton matthews is a fucking asshole douchebag who is really selfish and will lie to your face just to make things easier for him. He sucks at being a boyfriend, and i hope he never has a girlfriend again. worst decision of my life.
oh and he sucks at kissing. and grinding.
oh and he sucks at kissing. and grinding.
-" remember that guy that was a horrible kisser at that party?"
" ohh yea Colton Matthews"
-"remember that guy Colton Matthews?"
"oh yeah he is such a douche."
" ohh yea Colton Matthews"
-"remember that guy Colton Matthews?"
"oh yeah he is such a douche."
by coloradogirl123 January 08, 2012
Getting on top of a tractor and fisting your ass so hard, that you penetrate yourself and give yourself a hemorrhoids.
by Warcrom123 April 20, 2020
by yibuddy November 24, 2011
by lol12345678787 September 26, 2010
Matthew is a kind of odd person. Once he likes he likes something he gets creepily obsessed and and never lets go. If you meet a man named Matthew you shud probobaly run.
by Mathew Sharpless December 15, 2018
Matthew, a guy you will learn to love. He can come on as a jerk but eventually he finds his way into your heart. If you know a matthew get to know him, hes the funniest and sexisest guy you will ever meet. If hes your boyfriend dont ever let him go. Matthews go best with girls named: Brandy, Elle, Maya, Sara and Hannah. if a matthew likes you youll know its mostly obvious. IF YOU GET HIM HOLD ON TIGHT AND NEVER LET HIM GO!!!! matthews are good at sports and usally have very brown eyes and nice brown hair. Matthews are very very very good kissers and amazing at everything
Girl one: OMFG whos that guy hes so sexy
Girl two: umm have you not met him, thats matthew hes super funny and good at sports everyone loves him
Girl three: Is he single
Girl two: um no last time i checked hes dating Elle or Hannah
Girl two: umm have you not met him, thats matthew hes super funny and good at sports everyone loves him
Girl three: Is he single
Girl two: um no last time i checked hes dating Elle or Hannah
by Hejbxhdj March 10, 2018
An all around stand up guy. He is funny and can be pretty stupid at times. Not always charming in his ways but the same can't be said for his looks. He is the life of the party always pumping it up and knows exactly when something is wrong just by looking at the person of interest. He can always solve that problem no matter what lengths he must go to. His sense of humor isn't always the best but nothing gets him down. An example would be, " Well my grandmother died. Oh well I just knew shed kick the bucket soon!". Can be odd at times and like to make people laugh with corny and trashy jokes.
by Drek and Shronkey April 04, 2018