porn machine

the latest invasive full-body scan X-ray technology utilized by the TSA at American airports

My buddy who's a TSA agent at LAX downloaded a ton of great pics from a couple of their porn machines!

by dookeyboy November 25, 2010

Washing Machine

During anal sex with a woman you pee up her ass and gyrate your hips in a circular motion whilst making a wooshing sound.

I turned her into a washing machine last night now shes cleaning shit up all day

by DEMuahahah June 29, 2011

Mackinzie

The awesomest most violent and hilarious individual whom is very spazzy and awkward, but once you get past the evil and spitfire temper, you will surely earn a great friend :)

Mackinzie owns the Higorashi laugh... nuff said

by THEclan May 13, 2012

Mackinley

The most amazing guy you'll ever meet, always kind. Has a fantastic ear for music the hottest boy you'll ever see with the most amazing personality to go with it, you think about your own thoughts in your own head and your opinions he's easy to talk to almost effortless acctually and can always change your mind and the way you think about life. he's incredible, sexy, amazing kisser, spontaneous, and perfect. You'll fall in love with him instantly and never fall out.

Example: I should've never let that mackinley go.

Example: When I grow up I want to marry a mackinley

Example: your amazing, just like a mackinley!

by 10111993 February 12, 2009

Facebook Machine

A computer primarily designed to browse sites like Facebook instead of doing proper work on.

The new Macbook is a $1000 Facebook Machine.

by CloudZephyr June 3, 2015

Gumball Machine

A sex thing in which you put your balls in her butt, then put a quarter in her slot, then she pops out the balls.

My chick pushed to hard when i was gumballing her and she took a dump.

I jizzed when i gumballed my girl.

Gumball Machine is my favorite sex thing to do.

by POWERtehPIMP April 28, 2008

rage against the machine

A Karl Marx-inspired band formed in the early 90's, broke apart sometime in the year 2000. One of the most succesful political modern rock bands, and progenitors of the 'rap-rock' movement. Some of their music videos were directed by controversial filmmaker Michael Moore. Credibility is sometimes challenged, however. Tom Morello, guitarist of the band, claims to be a Marxist advocate but owns a number of expensive Cadillac automobiles at his LA home.

Self-titled, Evil Empire, Battle of Los Angeles

by SleeperInTheFire March 22, 2005